NEW STORY! It started off as a joke between me and SNOGIRL (who is also my co-author!) and we ended up coming up with THIS! It be a crack story full of old Gaang antics. Tell us if we should continue!

*side note* i killed Zuko in this story because any crack story is incomplete without Zuko and you know it.

*Iroh taking Asami on a moonlight walk on the beach*

Zuko: THAT'S MY BOY!

Sokka: Are you kidding me? The midnight walk thing was my idea!

Aang: Pfff. I've done that so many times with Katara. I bet Iroh got that from his Great Uncle Aang

Zuko: ... guys what's going on?

Sokka: HAHAHHAHA the tide pulled his date in! Idiot didn't notice the full moon did he?

Zuko: And that would help because...?

Sokka: Dude, you don't remember? My girlfriend was the MOON spirit. I put in a special word with her.*insert sleazy wink here*

Aang: And how does Suki feel about this?

Sokka: *looks up, talks with mouth full of meat* feel about what?

*Aang and Zuko facepalm*

Aang: ... does Suki even know you talk to Yue?

Sokka: *bites meat* no...

Zuko: I hope you know she's the jealous type

Aang: and how would you know that, Sifu Hotman?

Zuko: STOP CALLING ME THAT!

Sokka: Answer the question! *pulls sword and places at Zuko's neck* How do you know she's the jealous type!

Zuko: SHE SENDS MAI LETTERS OK!

Sokka: …

Aang: …

Zuko: … What?

Aang: *snickers* You read your wife's mail?

Zuko: What's wrong with that?

*Sokka and Aang facepalm*

Aang: Sooooo, does Mai know that you- do that?

Zuko: *sipping tea* do what?

Sokka: You know, read her mail.

*Mai walking by, pauses* YOU SNOOPED THROUGH MY MAIL!*chases Zuko while throwing knives*

Sokka: Takes ya back, huh bro?

Aang: Ahhhhh, good times.

Sokka: So back to this date going on- I bet 20 yuans he's gonna end up flustered like Zuko and spew some nonsense about either clouds or tea

Aang : I don't usually gamble... but you're on meatman!

Zuko: *returns with red cheek* Why are you guys putting money on the table...?

Sokka: we're betting on your grandkid's lovelife

Zuko: ...

Aang: You're not mad ... ?

Zuko: nope- I kinda wanna place a bet too.

Sokka: Go for it. More money for me

Zuko: Ignoring that... I got it!

Aang: what?

Zuko: 40 yuans say he'll try to flirt or sweet talk her and end up offending her in some way

Aang: I'll take that bet

*Mai and Toph walk in*

Toph: WHAT'S GOING ON?

Zuko: we're betting on Iroh's love life

Toph: sweet *pulls out 20 yuans* however much money this is says he's gonna screw up somehow- probably pull a Zuko

Zuko: *scowls* What's THAT suppose to mean?

Toph: Ya know-get flustered, turn a different color, set something on fire during sex-

Zuko: I NEVER DID THAT

Toph: ... Mai?

Mai: *cracks half smile* u had a lot of passion Zuko

Zuko: *turns red*

*everyone else doubling over in laughter*

Toph: shhhh! I can't hear what they're saying!

Sokka: Not to rub it in, but Toph, you're blind. Seeing is half the fun. *gets whapped repeatedly on the head by everyone* OW!

*everyone quiets as they watch*

Iroh: T-thank you for joining me for tea Miss Sato.

Asami: It was a pleasure General. It was nice to finally get a chance to relax.

Iroh: Ah yes, running a multi-million dollar industry must be stressful on the body, not to mention-

Asami: What are you trying to say here exactly General?

Toph: ha ha, looks like I win the bet!

Iroh: *stutters before blushing, rubs neck* Please don't take offense Miss Sato. You didn't allow me to finish. *Asami blush* Not to mention being chased by countless suitors.

Sokka: ooooooooooh, that was a nice recovery!

Asami: *stiffly* I am a big girl General. I don't need to be doted or waited on. Spirits know I've taken advantage of that for the majority of my life.

Iroh: Miss Sato, I-

Asami: Please let me finish General. You needn't worry though. *bitterly* Ever since my father's involvement with the Equalists has gone public, the number has dropped miraculously.

Iroh: *hesitates, coughs flames nervously* You are a very independent and noble woman Miss Sato. You are more than a pretty face or a porcelain doll. You have stuck to your values and morals throughout this entire ordeal, even through that certain painful turn of events. In a way you are stronger than many of my men and at times I believe, stronger than me. That is the woman I have seen but many never get the priviledge. And for that, I am truly honored.

*everyone awwwes, Sokka wipes away tear with Aang's cape*

Asami:...

*all waiting anxiously*

Asami: *eyes water, hugs tightly and kisses cheek, whispers* Thank you for the wonderful evening General.

Iroh:*looks like about to choke on his own tongue, briefly turns purple* I-Iroh is fine Miss Sato.

Asami: *shakes head* Miss Sato is the sole owner of Future Industries. Asami is just a girl who got to spend a lovely evening with a caring gentleman.

Iroh: *takes hand in own, kisses it* I must say, I like Asami much better. Good night...Asami.

Asami: *blushes* Good night Iroh.

*all silent for a moment*

Toph: *whoops* And what a good night it is! I win the bet!

*Sokka, Zuko, Aang yell* WHAT!

Mai: Technically she did win the bet. She bet that he would almost set something on fire, get flustered, and turn a different color.

Toph: ... Hey Mai?

Mai: *turns to look* What?

Toph: How much money did I win exactly?

lol are we kicked out of the fandom yet? I'm sorry but i'm not sorry. This was too much fun to write and i must thank SNOGIRL again- you're way too funny- it's not legal XD

TELL US HOW WE DID! We want to continue but we want you guys to like it. REVIEWS!

If you guys liked it, here's a spoiler for the next chapter- makorra date. disaster. lots of laughs

~~Shelly~~

SNO.