THE WHOLE GANG IS IN ROOM

Joey: "I miss that girl."

Chandler: "And don't you miss the other passengers in train"

Ross: "Come on Joey. You don't even know her name."

Chandler: "You said 'hi' like 5 times & she never even looked at you."

Pheebs: "May be she was blind."

Rachel: "Cant you forget her?"

Joey: " I cant. She had really big boobs."

Ani: "Girls with big boobs have a very small heart. They don't want us boys to be happy."

Rachel: " So in order to make you happy we need to show you our boobs."

Joey : "That would be fun."

Monica: " Ani what you said just now is not true.I have a big heart."

Ani: " Seen. Its true."

Monica: "You mean that I don't have big boobs."

Rachel: "Ani…you are spoiling everyone. Earlier it was so nice. Now we are always talking about boobs."

Pheebs : "Don't say ani thing to ani. He is so sweet."

Ani : "Pheebs. I have something to tell you. Before I met you I had a Japanese girlfriend. With her I felt like a Bonsai plant. I felt like a small tree that is grown in a pot and prevented from reaching its normal size."

Chandler : " Are you talking about your penis."

Ross: "That Japanese girl must be a master of growing Bonsai."

Joey : " You felt like a tree?"

Pheebs: "Tree is a living thing."

Ani: " I was a living thing back then but I am truly living now."

Pheebs: "And let me tell you something. When I am with you even the oxygen I breathe feels like Ouzo."

Joey : " Whats Ouzo??"

Ross : " Ouzo is a strong alcoholic drink from Greece made from Aniseed."

Monica : "ANISEED??"

Rachel : "Ani has a seed named after him?"

Chandler : "Monica has a day named after her .MONDAY"

Pheebs : " Each day is named after Ani. ANIDAY."

Monica : "Its ANYday."

Rachel : "I have a colour named after me. GREEN."

Pheebs : "And Ross ..dont you have any dinosaur named after you.?"

Chandler : "tyrannosauROSS"

Ross : "That's TYRANNOSAURUS."

Ani : "I will have to go now."

Ross: "Bye."

Pheebs : "Ani is talking with me Ross."

Ross : "Cant I say bye to him?"

Pheebs : "Can you kiss him bye?"

Ani : "I am not gay. Ross don't look at me."

Monica : "Wait. Before you both start kissing let me remove these new cups from table."

Ani : "We are sorry for breaking the last ones."

Pheebs : That was fun."

THE WHOLE GANG MINUS PHEEBS IS IN ROOM

Ani : "I had sex in a car."

Chandler : " You have a car?"

Ani : "Remember that hot girl Joey met yesterday.I had sex with her today."

Joey : " Did she said anything about me."

Ani : " Is your name God?"

Joey : "No. Why?"

Ani : " She only screamed 'OH GOD I AM COMING'".

Chandler : "You mean you never talked with her?"

Ani : "No ! I didn't got a chance to talk with her."

Joey : "You didn't got a chance to talk with her and you got a chance to have sex with her?"

Ani : "It was a Traffic jam. I was in a Taxi. She was in her car. She saw me. I saw her. She blew the horn …I was so horny. She opened the doors of car and we had sex."

Ross : "And then?"

Ani : "She opened the car door..I walked out…….the taxi was gone.She called me back. We had sex again."

Ross : "And then ?"

Ani : "I had only two condoms .so I left ."

Monica : "Will you call her now ?"

Ani : "I don't have her number."

Rachel : "wow"

Joey : "Will she again be in the traffic jam tomorrow ?"

Rachel : "What about Pheebs ?"

ENTERS PHEEBS

Pheebs : " Hi again Ani. Oh my God. You had sex."

Ani : I am so sorry ."

Ross : "How do you know that he had sex?"

Pheebs : "I read that in his eyes."

Chandler : "Its quite an eye-catching moment."

Pheebs : "Oh stop it . I was outside. I listened to everything."

Rachel : "And you are not mad at him ?"

Pheebs : "Why should I be mad at him?I am proud of him. He is better than Joey..He got the girl Joey couldn't have."

Joey : "What ?"

Pheebs : "Come on Ani .Get a car."