OKAY! Here's the deal! THIS IS MY FIRST FIC! Please I want you to know that
if you flame me. Mew made me do it. I will sic my dysfunctional family on
you! Just kidding! I don't own Poke'mon but I do own you! SERVE ME!
Prologue
Time: 3:25 AM
Place: New Island
Date: 5 years after the first Poke'Mon movie.
Who's there!?: Mew, Mewtwo, Entei, Suicune, Lugia, Celebi, Ho-oh, and Raikou.
Mewtwo: Mew? Where the hell are you? (Mew comes out of a room.)
Mew: What is so important that you woke me up!?
Mewtwo: YOU TOOK MY LAPTOP YOU LITTLE PINK FUR BALL!!!
Mew: (strangely calm) Search my room go ahead I don't have it.
Mewtwo: (Goes through all of mew's stuff knocking plants over and wreaking her room in any possible way.)
Mew: See?
Mewtwo: Sorry love. Lugia?!
Mew: (Still calm) Did you try checking your room?
Mewtwo: No, Why?
Mew: (How is she doing this? She is still calm) Okay `Two honey here's the deal. (Yelling. Took long enough.) I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that and forget you wreaked my room killed my plant and rummaged through my personal belongings. I expect it to look like that when I'm done with my shower. (Lugia enters)
Lugia: Wassup peeps?!
Mew and Mewtwo: (thought) I need Tylenol/Midol. (Mew exits.)
Mewtwo: (Getting that evil overlord look. x ) Lugia I'll give you ten whole dollars if you clean mew's room before she gets out if the shower.
Lugia: (thought) Mew's room? She's a neat freak and spends a hour at least in the shower. This is the easiest ten buck's I ever made.
Mewtwo: Oh yes I just turned the place upside down.
Lugia: Do'h! __
Mewtwo: (Thought) I still have it. I'm gonna go watch mew shower. Bah wha ha wha ha! (exit's after cloaking himself)
Cerebi: Lugie! Oh Lugie my love where are you?
Lugia: Cerebi the next time you call me 'Lugie' I'll kill you . I am not a snot ball!
Cerebi: But Mewtwo lets Mew call him `Two!
Lugia: Well there going out.
Cerebi: So your dumping me?! O,__,O
Lugia: (Raises eyebrow) We were never going out.
Celebi: So now your denying our love?!
Lugia: Why did mew bring you here?
(5 hours later. Setting: Kitchen Wusup?: Everyone is eating and talking)
Mewtwo: (Down on his knees at mew's seat.) Mew I'm sorry! Please forgive me! You're my other half! my love! My reason to live! The smartest thing I've ever done! PLEASE! LOVE ME AGAIN!!!
Mew: (Shrugs) I forgot what I was mad about anyway. (Kisses him)
All expect Mew and Mewtwo: AWW!
Tracy: That's so cute I'm gonna sketch it! (Mew and Mewtwo Psyblast his gay head off)
AN: Stay there the plot should come up soon. This chapter I just want to introduce the four main Poke'mon. I've had to much coffee! Please review.
Prologue
Time: 3:25 AM
Place: New Island
Date: 5 years after the first Poke'Mon movie.
Who's there!?: Mew, Mewtwo, Entei, Suicune, Lugia, Celebi, Ho-oh, and Raikou.
Mewtwo: Mew? Where the hell are you? (Mew comes out of a room.)
Mew: What is so important that you woke me up!?
Mewtwo: YOU TOOK MY LAPTOP YOU LITTLE PINK FUR BALL!!!
Mew: (strangely calm) Search my room go ahead I don't have it.
Mewtwo: (Goes through all of mew's stuff knocking plants over and wreaking her room in any possible way.)
Mew: See?
Mewtwo: Sorry love. Lugia?!
Mew: (Still calm) Did you try checking your room?
Mewtwo: No, Why?
Mew: (How is she doing this? She is still calm) Okay `Two honey here's the deal. (Yelling. Took long enough.) I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that and forget you wreaked my room killed my plant and rummaged through my personal belongings. I expect it to look like that when I'm done with my shower. (Lugia enters)
Lugia: Wassup peeps?!
Mew and Mewtwo: (thought) I need Tylenol/Midol. (Mew exits.)
Mewtwo: (Getting that evil overlord look. x ) Lugia I'll give you ten whole dollars if you clean mew's room before she gets out if the shower.
Lugia: (thought) Mew's room? She's a neat freak and spends a hour at least in the shower. This is the easiest ten buck's I ever made.
Mewtwo: Oh yes I just turned the place upside down.
Lugia: Do'h! __
Mewtwo: (Thought) I still have it. I'm gonna go watch mew shower. Bah wha ha wha ha! (exit's after cloaking himself)
Cerebi: Lugie! Oh Lugie my love where are you?
Lugia: Cerebi the next time you call me 'Lugie' I'll kill you . I am not a snot ball!
Cerebi: But Mewtwo lets Mew call him `Two!
Lugia: Well there going out.
Cerebi: So your dumping me?! O,__,O
Lugia: (Raises eyebrow) We were never going out.
Celebi: So now your denying our love?!
Lugia: Why did mew bring you here?
(5 hours later. Setting: Kitchen Wusup?: Everyone is eating and talking)
Mewtwo: (Down on his knees at mew's seat.) Mew I'm sorry! Please forgive me! You're my other half! my love! My reason to live! The smartest thing I've ever done! PLEASE! LOVE ME AGAIN!!!
Mew: (Shrugs) I forgot what I was mad about anyway. (Kisses him)
All expect Mew and Mewtwo: AWW!
Tracy: That's so cute I'm gonna sketch it! (Mew and Mewtwo Psyblast his gay head off)
AN: Stay there the plot should come up soon. This chapter I just want to introduce the four main Poke'mon. I've had to much coffee! Please review.