Notes: I'm experimenting….
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"Master, how did that happen?"
"How did what happen, Padawan?"
"That."
"You'll have to be more specific, Obi-Wan."
"Your nose. It must have been very painful when it happened."
"I have no idea what you are talking about, Padawan."
"Master, I'm talking about you breaking your nose."
"My nose?"
"Yes, Master. Your nose. How did you break it?"
"That is a very personal question."
"Yes, Master….so how did you break it?"
"Break what?"
"Your nose, Master."
"It is not broken, Padawan."
"Of course you broke it. Look – it has lumps and bumps and a noteworthy curve. Not straight at all. Very distinctive but it's definitely broken."
"It works just fine."
"Master, you had to have broken it at some time."
"Did I?"
"Are you saying it has always been that way? That you were born with it?"
"It is the very epitome of a nose in my family."
"So you are telling me that all the people from your family have odd, lumpy noses?"
"My nose isn't odd. I do admit to lumpiness on occasion."
"You didn't answer my question."
"I have answered it to the best of my ability."
"Master, you aren't going to tell me, are you?"
"What do you think, my curious apprentice?"
"That you aren't going to tell me."
"Right you are, Padawan."
"I bet Master Yoda will tell me."
"I'm sure he will. Probably in excruciating detail and cackling the whole time."
"Master Yoda doesn't cackle."
"My young Learner, Master Yoda has been practicing the art form for centuries. I assure you that he does indeed cackle."
"Master, you are really good at avoiding the question."
"Thank you."
"It must have been really embarrassing if you won't tell me."
"I'm still not telling you, Padawan."
"Really, really embarrassing."
"Perhaps…"
"I'll find out one way or another."
"I'm sure you will, my fine young Learner. However, this nose discussion is at an end."
"Alright, Master. If you say so…"
"Thank you."
"So, why do you wear your hair so long?"
"Obi-Wan!"