Marching
Disclaimer: I dont own Full Metal Jacket, nor i do own Hellsing. Althrough i think about makeing a fanfic where i own Seras... evil giggle
Alucard peeked over to his so-faithful flegling again while drinking some more wine... she was still hideing in her closet, exactly what she was doing for the last five hours.
Stupid woman. Stupid humanity. Stupid mercenarys and stupid Integra. As he remembered, it ended up like this all because she hired these morons in the first place... all because of her. All because of this damn heir of Arthur. Sometimes, he just wanted to cry. But then, he remembred that he was a male nosferatu, and males dont cry. At least not when females are around, even those as lowly as Police girl.
Five hours earlier... Pip was training with his men, like always.
„Captain, i request a song. Singing always cheers up the mood, you know." it came from one of the younger Geese. „Right, right.. allright. What shall we sing, then?" Pip asked, looking back to his soldiers.
A moment of silence followed... then, the Vice Captain raised his voice. „Did you see this one movie, Full Metal Jacket?" Another moment of silence... and Pip started to grin. „Alright then, that one should do, i guess."
And so, the Wild Geese began to sing
while marching around the training area.
„I dont know but
i've been told, an Eskimo´s..." Pip stopped, and so did the
Rest, looking at him questionly.
„Guys, i dont think Eskimos are a good topic if were dealing with Vampires."
Vice Captain nodded. „Yeah, its crappy in this situation. My bad."
„Naw, it aint too bad, but we should fix those lyrics. Lets just say Vampires instead of Eskimos. Kay? Lets try that."
The Wild Geese agreed, and so, they went singing again.
„I don´t know but i´ve been told, an Vampire´s pussy is mighty cold..."
One of the Geese began to laugh. „Yeah, yeah, they must be, being so coldheartedly. Remember that girl who..." Pips fist almost hit his face. „Yes, we know. Thats why i suggested that. An revenge for my broken nose."
They continued to march and sing, and eventually, Seras came to check up what this noise was about... shrieked, and went to hide in embaressment.
And thus, the Wild Geese mercenaries, and Alucard, of course, had a nice, long laugh that evening.