Me: Hi everyone! Welcome to the 'Shugo Chara! Heart-thumping Talkshow?!'! Hikari here, previously known as Sabaku no Pearl. Here, in this talkshow, you can ask questions or dare anyone from the entire cast of Shugo Chara!. If you want to ask/dare a filler character that appeared only one or two episodes in the anime, please name the episode he/she appeared in. So, that about sums it up… Oh yeah! You can also ask/dare me, if you want. And there is no limit to the craziness! Shounen-ai, shoujo-ai, whatever! And if you review, there's a chance you might get on the show later on! And I do not own Shugo Chara!
Ikuto: And people would want that for what reason…?
Me: You are mean, Ikkun. People would want to be on this show so they can torture you!
Ikuto: Why would people want to do that?
Amu: Because you're perverted.
Me: Poor Ikkun.
Ikuto: What do you have against me?!?
Me: Nothing really, it's just you're so fun to torture! Ooh! I've got an idea! Since there are no dares, I'll make you do stuff yourself!
Ikuto: Heh. What can something like you do?
Me: *gets out dress and wig* I can force you to act out a scene from a story I still need to finish…
Nagihiko: And you'd need a dress for that?
Me: Well, it's an IkutoXTadase story… And Ikkun cross-dresses! So, if you don't watch out, who knows what I might do to you…
Tadase: …Me and nii-san? …What kind of a crazy person are you, writing a story like that?
Ikuto: That's disgusting.
Amu: T-Tadase-kun and Ikuto?!?
Me: Wow, the amazing effect fanfiction has… Now, excuse me for a second as I do this! *glomps Nagihiko*
Nagihiko: Uhm… Hikari-chan… You're sort of… Choking me…
Rima: *glares at Hikari*
Me: *glares back* Nagi is my pet!
Nagihiko: …Pet?
Me: Oh, oopsie, did I say that? I meant… Friend! Yeah! Rima, you can't steal Nagi because he's my friend! Heh heh, yeah, I didn't say pet… He's not my pet, Kairi is…
Kairi: Excuse me?
Me: Eek! Why do you people keep popping up out of nowhere?
Kairi: *Shoves glasses up nose* What do you mean, 'pet'?
Me: *Does the same* Nothing?
Kairi: …
Me: Anyway~! I'll stop now, so please review and ask questions and dare so I can continue! Or else this will die…