Saphiragon #2
It was a nice warm day in spring when the flowers came out and the sun was shining. As usual a feeling of love was around, birds and butterflies flew around in romance to each other and so on. Saphira was not affected by this at all, the only thing she could fall in love with is – food. But Eragon is of course totally different from Saphira, and because he was never able to find a girlfriend because he is just too crazy he thought about marrying Saphira and start a family with her. So he met her in the forest and just asked her: "Saphira, I think we should marry and start a family. I know we are made for each other!" Saphira made a facepalm in her mind, but she was clever and had a plan on how to use this mad idea of Eragon. "Well… you are funny, I like you, maybe you are right!" Saphira answered. Eragon shouted: "OH REALLY?! YESSSSS!" "Calm down boy, lol. Okay, one day we can marry if you want. I guess we are 'together' from now on then." "Yes! I love you my dragon! :D" Saphira smiled in victory: "I know! Okay so as your girlfriend I want you to bring me something to eat." "Okay I hurry!" 'Haha, that was easy!', Saphira laughed in her mind. And from now on Eragon's only activity was getting food for Saphira.
~Don't be stupid and fall in love with a dragon, they are smart and will make you to their 'OM NOM NOM'-slave~