Disclaimer: Marvel owns everything.
'{}'- Someone talking.
Rule 1:
Tony is not allowed to purposely anger Dr. Banner and then say he wanted to try out his Dr. Phil skills on a green raging beast.
-Dr. Banner wasn't amused (neither was Director Fury)
~Tony isn't serious enough to be Dr. Phil
{"Fuck you too,"}
-Only Dr. Phil can be Dr. Phil.
Rule 2:
Thor is not allowed to injure the manager of McDonalds because they don't serve pop tarts for breakfast.
-You don't go to McDonalds for pop tarts.
{"Man of Iron said they served everything!}
~It would be highly immature.
(Cough Hypocrite Cough)
Rule 3:
Natasha and Clint aren't allowed to use the new S.H.I.E.L.D. recruits as personal dummies.
-Why would anyone else join? We barely got the Avengers together as it is..
~They should be training higher skilled recruits than rookies.
[It was worse, because Natasha was on that month.]
-We know you both won't to get rid of the new recruits so you can have alone time. Cough BlackHawk Cough.
AN: So I decided to do this because I don't have time right now for full stories, and I wanted to do something Avengers~ I know there's more of these out there but I couldn't help myself. :D Ideas for rules would be fab. c;
Extra: Loki will be included~
~C.H