Title: Erza's Cake
Disclaimer: Why?! Why do you do this to me?!
It had been a normal day at the guild with Natsu fighting a stripping Gray and Cana drinking her daily barrel of alcocohol. Mirajane was at the bar talking with Lisanna and Elfman about their childhood days and Erza was eating her special strawberry cake at the bar's counter. She had ordered a whole cake and had only taken two bites before something happened. Natsu had thrown a chair into her cake.
Her specially ordered, 3 day wait, 5 layer strawberry cake.
He was so screwed.
She rose from her stool, a deadly black aura around her. She slowly walked towards Natsu before putting a hand on his shoulder, tightly gripping it. He froze, slowly turning to face her. When he saw her face, multiple beads of sweat ran down his face.
"H-hey Erza. Whatcha doing? Look, Gray and I are getting along perfectly well!" As if trying to prove his point, he quickly transformed into Happy #2. She watched them in stony silence, causing them to become frantic. She then grabbed the two of them by the scruff of their necks and dragged them to one of the rooms inside the guild.
All day, screams of horror and pain could be heard coming from inside, followed by the sounds of things breaking. And that was the day the guild learned a very important lesson. Never, ever, no matter what, mess with Erza's cake. But of course, some people never learn. And from then on, that room became the cake room. One no one ever willingly entered. Not even the Master. After all, God knows what happened there. And eventually, more people joined, chaos ensued, and the cake ended up destroyed in the end. And so, the cake room visits increased. Not that Erza minded. She just really wanted to finish her cake for once.
Woohoo! My first Fairy Tail fanfic! I always loved it when something happened to the cake. Just proves you never mess with a girls sweets! Let that be a lesson to you all. Never mess with a girls sweets. Ever. Or your screwed. Especially their ice cream or chocolate. And my sister just showed me that I made some grammar mistakes, so I corrected them. Girls night out!
~ForeverBlackSun