Title: Guy Talk
Author: Kristen
Disclaimers: Don't own, don't sue.
Rating: PG
Synopsis: Agent Vaughn and Agent Weiss have a little "Guy Talk"
Distribution: Lean Into Me site any others just tell me where...
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"You wanted to see me Agent Vaughn?"
"Agent Weiss, come in, close the door and take a seat. I have something important to discuss with you."
"Shoot."
"Ok, we've known each other for quite a few years now and I consider us friends as well as colleagues."
"So do I Vaughn."
"I respect your opinion."
"What is it? Oh wait let me guess, cute little double agent?"
"What is wrong with me?" Vaughn sat on the edge of his desk and put his head in his hands.
"You're just a red blooded Man. I've noticed a lot of talk about the young Miss Bristow." Vaughn's head shot up as he cast an angry glance at his friend
"Talk, what kind of talk?"
"Woah, calm down there, nothing you haven't thought a million times."
"That's what I'm afraid of."
"So, what about Alice."
"What about her? We broke up months ago, you know that."
"I know, and you weren't broken up at all about it."
"We weren't meant to be. She could never accept me or what I do. My job is important for me and I take it very seriously."
"Don't I know it. Especially when it comes to Sydney."
"She's...I can't quite put my finger on it. She's just unlike any woman I've ever encountered in my life."
"Hey, she got you this new swanky office." Vaughn shook his head and laughed.
"Yeah, there's that too. She doesn't take crap from anyone, I really admire that."
"Yeah she has the balls to stand up to you."
"Oh when I first was assigned to her, god I thought she was arrogant, but beautiful and I was captivated. What the hell is wrong with me?!" He shouted almost causing Weiss to jump.
"Ok, first sit down and breathe, calm down there, buddy. She's just a girl."
"That's just it, she's not, just a girl I mean. She's everything I've ever wanted and more."
"Vaughn, you know it can't happen."
"Yeah, I know, but that doesn't stop me from wanting it...her."
"Devlin would have your ass and Sydney's. You'd jeopardize this job that you say means so much to you."
"I know, I know. My head knows all this, but try telling that to my heart. Oh god, how cheesy was that."
"Pretty cheesy man, this girls got you turning into Wisconsin cheddar here."
"So how do I just turn off my feelings?"
"Well focus on the things you hate about her. You said she was arrogant when you first met, try that."
"Yeah, but now her arrogance is almost cute. She's head strong, I like that."
"Alright, man, you are not making this easy. Well at least your not IN love with her yet, that could get messy." Vaughn looked down at the ground almost ashamed. "Vaughn, tell me your not in love with Sydney."
"I could, but I'd be lying."
"Wow, you are truly in love with your agent?"
"Yeah, I am."
"Under any other circumstances I'd say 'go get 'em man, but this is complicated."
"Now you see my dilemma."
"Well have you told Sydney?"
"Oh, god no, what do you think I am an idiot?"
"Well..."
"That was rhetorical Weiss."
"Does she have any clue?"
"I think she does, I mean I gave her a Christmas present."
"Well did she like it?"
"I don't know, all this stuff with her dad and him getting her out of SD- 6's prison came up. Then she went to Havana to try and save him and bring back Hassan, I don't even know if she opened it."
"What did you get her."
"An antique picture frame."
"Nice, not to personal, but lets her know you put some thought into it. Smooth man. Anything else?"
"Remember when Syd was being suspected of being a mole and she was given that lie detector test?"
"Yeah, vaguely, I'm not on her case."
"Well, I was helping her get ready for it. I asked if she was romantically interested in anyone."
"You didn't!"
"I did." He laughed and Weiss looked at him with awe.
"Balls of Steel man, what did she say?"
"She said no, but the machine went up to like 56, so she was lying. And they way she looked at me was almost embarrassed, so I think she was talking about me."
"Well that's a possibility."
"Possibility?"
"Well maybe she likes someone else and was embarrassed for you to find out, because she knows of your crush on her."
"I never thought of that." He thought for a moment then shook his head. "Nah, the way she looked at me, it had to be me she was referring to."
"So have you talked about anything regarding your relationship or lack there of?"
"No, it's usually business as usual with us, we try to get a little personal time, but you know it's hard to actually hang out outside of work ya know?"
"Yeah, I wish I could help you."
"So I'm right back where I started."
"Looks that way, but if you ever need a friendly ear, look no further."
"Thanks man." Weiss clasped Vaughn's hand and turned to leave.
"Hey, Vaughn, you want my advice?"
"Yeah, of course."
"Tell her what you told me. Devlin be damned. Just don't get all cheesy on me ever again you here?"
"Thanks. Now, get back to work Agent Weiss." Vaughn's Cell phone rang.
"You too." Weiss left Vaughn's Office as Vaughn answered his cell phone.
"Hello?"
"Vaughn it's me, we need to talk."
THE END
Author: Kristen
Disclaimers: Don't own, don't sue.
Rating: PG
Synopsis: Agent Vaughn and Agent Weiss have a little "Guy Talk"
Distribution: Lean Into Me site any others just tell me where...
Feedback: PLEASE!!! I THRIVE ON IT!!
"You wanted to see me Agent Vaughn?"
"Agent Weiss, come in, close the door and take a seat. I have something important to discuss with you."
"Shoot."
"Ok, we've known each other for quite a few years now and I consider us friends as well as colleagues."
"So do I Vaughn."
"I respect your opinion."
"What is it? Oh wait let me guess, cute little double agent?"
"What is wrong with me?" Vaughn sat on the edge of his desk and put his head in his hands.
"You're just a red blooded Man. I've noticed a lot of talk about the young Miss Bristow." Vaughn's head shot up as he cast an angry glance at his friend
"Talk, what kind of talk?"
"Woah, calm down there, nothing you haven't thought a million times."
"That's what I'm afraid of."
"So, what about Alice."
"What about her? We broke up months ago, you know that."
"I know, and you weren't broken up at all about it."
"We weren't meant to be. She could never accept me or what I do. My job is important for me and I take it very seriously."
"Don't I know it. Especially when it comes to Sydney."
"She's...I can't quite put my finger on it. She's just unlike any woman I've ever encountered in my life."
"Hey, she got you this new swanky office." Vaughn shook his head and laughed.
"Yeah, there's that too. She doesn't take crap from anyone, I really admire that."
"Yeah she has the balls to stand up to you."
"Oh when I first was assigned to her, god I thought she was arrogant, but beautiful and I was captivated. What the hell is wrong with me?!" He shouted almost causing Weiss to jump.
"Ok, first sit down and breathe, calm down there, buddy. She's just a girl."
"That's just it, she's not, just a girl I mean. She's everything I've ever wanted and more."
"Vaughn, you know it can't happen."
"Yeah, I know, but that doesn't stop me from wanting it...her."
"Devlin would have your ass and Sydney's. You'd jeopardize this job that you say means so much to you."
"I know, I know. My head knows all this, but try telling that to my heart. Oh god, how cheesy was that."
"Pretty cheesy man, this girls got you turning into Wisconsin cheddar here."
"So how do I just turn off my feelings?"
"Well focus on the things you hate about her. You said she was arrogant when you first met, try that."
"Yeah, but now her arrogance is almost cute. She's head strong, I like that."
"Alright, man, you are not making this easy. Well at least your not IN love with her yet, that could get messy." Vaughn looked down at the ground almost ashamed. "Vaughn, tell me your not in love with Sydney."
"I could, but I'd be lying."
"Wow, you are truly in love with your agent?"
"Yeah, I am."
"Under any other circumstances I'd say 'go get 'em man, but this is complicated."
"Now you see my dilemma."
"Well have you told Sydney?"
"Oh, god no, what do you think I am an idiot?"
"Well..."
"That was rhetorical Weiss."
"Does she have any clue?"
"I think she does, I mean I gave her a Christmas present."
"Well did she like it?"
"I don't know, all this stuff with her dad and him getting her out of SD- 6's prison came up. Then she went to Havana to try and save him and bring back Hassan, I don't even know if she opened it."
"What did you get her."
"An antique picture frame."
"Nice, not to personal, but lets her know you put some thought into it. Smooth man. Anything else?"
"Remember when Syd was being suspected of being a mole and she was given that lie detector test?"
"Yeah, vaguely, I'm not on her case."
"Well, I was helping her get ready for it. I asked if she was romantically interested in anyone."
"You didn't!"
"I did." He laughed and Weiss looked at him with awe.
"Balls of Steel man, what did she say?"
"She said no, but the machine went up to like 56, so she was lying. And they way she looked at me was almost embarrassed, so I think she was talking about me."
"Well that's a possibility."
"Possibility?"
"Well maybe she likes someone else and was embarrassed for you to find out, because she knows of your crush on her."
"I never thought of that." He thought for a moment then shook his head. "Nah, the way she looked at me, it had to be me she was referring to."
"So have you talked about anything regarding your relationship or lack there of?"
"No, it's usually business as usual with us, we try to get a little personal time, but you know it's hard to actually hang out outside of work ya know?"
"Yeah, I wish I could help you."
"So I'm right back where I started."
"Looks that way, but if you ever need a friendly ear, look no further."
"Thanks man." Weiss clasped Vaughn's hand and turned to leave.
"Hey, Vaughn, you want my advice?"
"Yeah, of course."
"Tell her what you told me. Devlin be damned. Just don't get all cheesy on me ever again you here?"
"Thanks. Now, get back to work Agent Weiss." Vaughn's Cell phone rang.
"You too." Weiss left Vaughn's Office as Vaughn answered his cell phone.
"Hello?"
"Vaughn it's me, we need to talk."
THE END