All right, first up is Yuki X Kyo. Personally one of my favorite pairs… Say hello kiddies!
Yuki: What is the point of this? And there is no way that having a zodiac spirit would make it possible for guys to become pregnant!
Shut up! The authoress makes the rules!
Kyo: Yeah, ya damn rat, listen to the kind, wonderful authoress who makes us do stuff. Beware Yaoi Fangirls…
…Well on with the story! Ayame X Shigure if you squint and tilt your head in this one…
Kyo came home to a very nervous Yuki, a weary Hatori, and an amused Shigure. Tohru looked clueless, as always…
"Is…Something wrong?" The cat asked apprehensively, dropping his backpack to the ground and kicking of his shoes.
Yuki blushed darkly, Hatori sighed, Shigure laughed, and Tohru smiled her trade mark dumb smile. "Congratulations, Kyo!" She gushed out happily.
"…Congratulations for what?" He said. Maybe I should have kept my shoes on…
The door slammed open. "Oh, my poor Otouto! Kyonkichi, you better take responsibility!" Ayame glomped onto his little brother, and Kyo shivered in sympathy.
"What the hell are you talking about, ya damn snake!" Kyo yelled, throwing a nearby book at Ayame.
Yuki caught the book and glared at Ayame. "Get off, and leave Kyo alone. In fact, everyone but Hatori and Kyo need to leave!"
Shigure pouted. "But I want to see the Nekobaka's face when he finds out!"
Yuki leveled a glare at him and threw the book. "Get. Out. You. Stupid. Mutt."
Shigure grabbed Ayame's hand. "Come on Aya! Let's go somewhere else!" They backed out the door with Kyo growling the whole time.
Tohru smiled again. "I'll, um, go, um, talk to Uo and Hana on the phone!" She turned and ran up the stairs.
Hatori sighed. "I found out this morning that male zodiac members can carry children. Momiji is pregnant." He spoke slowly, keeping an eye on Kyo.
Yuki put a hand on Hatori's arm. "Kyo, why don't you sit down first?" Kyo suspiciously stalked over to sit by Yuki. "What does that have to do with me and Yuki?"
Yuki hit him lightly over the head. "Kyo, don't be dense! I'm pregnant, with your child!" There was a loud bang, and Yuki flinched. "Kyo? Kyo! Answer me!"
"Ah…I see lots of stars…And pretty lights…Nighty nights Yuki-hime." Yuki glared. "If you weren't acting inebriated and I wasn't pregnant, I would so be kicking your sorry cat ass into next year!"
Nekobaka's = Idiot Cat. Shigure's being rude.
Hime = Princess, so basically, Kyo thinks of Yuki as his princess. And some people don't think Kyo is romantic.
Yuki: Yeah, like me!
Rat, you really shouldn't annoy me…Tell them what the next one is going to be!
Yuki: Me X Hatsuharu…
Oh and if you need me to be your English dictionary, too, inebriated = drunk, seriously drunk.