Link: Nice sunset huh Malon?
Malon: Yea... It's so beautiful.
Link: Want a drink or something?
Malon: Nah...
*Tatl and Tael make clashes of anger*
Link: Wait I need to go do something... Tatl and Tael are being buttheads again...
Malon: Alright I will be right here.
Malon: *Lays on beach*
*Random splashes in the water*
?: *Grabs and covers Malon's mouth*
Link: *Runs back to the beach*
Link: Huh? Uh... M-malon?! ... MALON!
Tatl: I told you not to leave her!
Tael: It wasn't Link's fault, it was ours because we were being stupid.
Tatl: Just shut up!
Tael: No!
Link: Both of you just shut up or help me!
Tatl: Fine...
Tael: Tell that Miss Bossypants to shut up!
Link: Tael... shut... UP!
Tael: Alright alright fine!
Tatl: Pfft fat mouth.
Link: BOTH of you SHUT UP! *Pulls out flyswatter*
Tael and Tatl: OK OK WE WILL STOP!
Malon: *Struggles to get loose she looks down and relizes she is tied up*
?: I have finally got you...
Malon: Let me go!
?: *Slaps* Why should I?
Malon: Uh... Wait a minute... who are you?
?: If you are smart you would know... Cheating on my Boyfriend!
Malon: What?! Wait... R-Ruto?!
?: Oh you finally figure it out... Heh.
Malon: And plus! Im not even dating Link!
Ruto: Sure... You little liar! *Slaps*
Malon: Ow! What was that for?!
Ruto: Pffft I saw you guys flirting on the beach!
Malon: Uh.. what do you not get by I'M NOT DATING HIM!
Ruto: ...
Malon: ... By the way... Why in the world am I tied up?
Ruto: Ohhhh why should you ask.
Malon: I want a answer...
Ruto: Because... I hate you.
Malon: What did I ever do to you?
Ruto: Everything... Ever sense you met Link at Lon Lon Ranch, I was jelous.
Malon: Wait a minute.. He didn't meet you till after he met me.
Ruto: Oh shut up! I been stalking him before he met you!
Malon: (Stalker...)
Link: Malon wouldnt run off on her own like that... Would she?
Tatl: Well I really don't know Link...
Tael: Of course you don't know, you never know!
Link: Tael don't freaking start it! Anyway...
Tael: Hey look, Malon's red hair!
Link: Woah... How did this get here?
Tael: I think she went that way
Link: How do you know?
Tatl: He can smell where animals been.
Link: So... This thing that captured Malon is an animal?
Tael: Perhaps so.
Link: This lead the way Tael!
-Link and Tael run off-
Tatl: Well wait for me you guys!
-Tatl gets covered by a bag and tooken away-
Malon: Ruto will you ever let me go?
Ruto: Heh only if you break up with Link!
Malon: For the last time, I'm... not... dating... LINK!
Ruto: -Empty's bag, Tatl flies out-
Ruto: Say one word twerp and your dead!
Tatl: Ma-!
Ruto: Thats what I thought.
Link: Geez look at that!
Tael: What?
Link: Tatl is gone!
Tael: YES!
Link: ...
Tael: Sorry...
I mean.. Oh no!
Link: Thats better.
Tael: Look! That is a weird building.
Link: Lets check is out!
-Link and Tael peek inside-
Ruto: Grrrr... I cant find my chains...
Link: Ruto?!
Ruto: Well well well... If it isnt Malon's Girlfiend.
Link: I'm not her girlfriend!
Ruto: Don't lie. I'm not an idiot.
Link: ...
Ruto: Anyways what brings you here.
Link: I know you took Malon!
Ruto: Oh please.. Don't jump to conclusions.
Link: I not jumping to conclusions! I know you took Malon!
Ruto: Now please. Lets be... You know... Realistic?
Link: ...
Link: I know you took Ruto! I know you did! I know you hate her!
*Ruto laughs disappearing out the cracked rusted door*
Link: Hey! Get you scalely tail back here!
Tatl: Is she gone?
Link: What does it look like...
Tatl: Right right...
*Links unsheaths his sword and runs after ruto*
Ruto: You better be in here Malon...
Malon: Hmph.
Ruto: I took care of your precious Link. *Evil laugh*
Malon: You... What?!
Ruto: Don't worry he ran off to clocktown.
Malon: No he didn't!
Ruto: Haha... Yes he did.
*Link stands behind ruto*
Malon: I can prove it!
*Malon winks at Link*
Ruto: Do it, I would love to see you try.
*Link trips Ruto by her feet*
Ruto: Ow! Wait... How can it be! You found us!
Link: Dont underestimate me...
Malon: Link!
Tatl: Tael!
Tael: Tatl!
Link: Ruto... I am disappointed in you.
Ruto: Hehe... I did nothing... It was all... Skull kids fault.
Link: Stop lying to me...
Ruto: I'm not lying. Link: *Pulls out sword*
Ruto: Ok ok! You can have Malon...
Ruto: But after you marry me.
Link: As if. Even the
sea wouldnt marry you.
Ruto: You loved me 7 years ago!
Link: Never did.
Tael: Come on Link! Just get her out of here!
Link: Shut it Tael.
Tatl: Tael just let him do what he needs to do.
Tael: But they are just talking!
Tatl: Shut up!
Tael: No you!
Link: Both of you... Shut. UP!
Link: *Points sword at Ruto's chest.*
Ruto: You wouldn't...
Link: Release Malon...
Ruto: Never... *Runs around to other side of Link*
Link: Big mistake.
Ruto: Oh really?
*Ruto, using her powers makes a wave up water on link*
Link: That's all you got? Ruto: Dont judge me...
*Turns around and slices Ruto's knee with his sword*
Ruto: OW!
Link: As I said before. Release Malon.
Ruto: Sorry unacceptable.
Link: *Looks up* And why's that?
Ruto: Because you hurt me. Link: ... *Looks over at malon*
Malon: *Malon smirks*
Link: *Walks over to malon*
*Link lifts up his sword slowly*
*Deep breath*
*Sword come down as like it's in slow motion in the direction of Malon*
*The ropes get cut*
Malon: Thanks Link *Holding a scratch*
Link: Dont mention it. *Looks back at Ruto*
Link: *Walks over to Ruto*
Ruto: *Sigh* Link... I'm sorry... Please forgive me?
Link: Never... Ruto: Huh?!
Link: You are a pain. I hate you. Accept people to hate you...
Ruto: Ok ok JEEZ!
Link: *Lifts sword up* Leave The Great Bay. Leave Clocktown. Leave Termina.
Ruto: ...
Link: ...
Ruto: Malon... Will you forgive me?
Malon: No...
Link: *Slices sword on Ruto's back*
Ruto: OW! *Runs out of the wicked old building*
Tael: Finally...
Link: Tael...
Tatl: You just got told!
Tael: No I didn't!
Tatl: Yea you did!
Link: *Pulls out flyswatter*
Tatl and Tael: Ok ok!
Malon: Things never change...
Link: *Smiles at he looked in Malon's eyes*
Link: I love you... Malon.
The End