This is just a short Ryo/Dee drabble. Fluff. Doesn't fit anywhere in the canon. I just had to write it. R&R, please! I don't own characters.
Cads and Scoundrels
"Why, Dee, if I didn't know better, I'd say you were trying to steal my precious virtue, and after we've only known each other for such a very short time."
"And you'd be correct in your evaluation. I am indeed attempting to seduce you, Ryo."
"And here I thought that you intention towards me were pure!"
"I'm so sorry to destroy you innocent vision of the world and myself, but I am a cad and a scoundrel. I always have been, and always will be."
"Ah, good, I've always liked cads and scoundrels."
"You two are way too disgusting. You're married, and you still act like a couple of horny teenagers. And I have to watch it! I have to watch my dad suck face with some other dude! Do you have any idea how weird that is? And when the hell did you learn the word 'cad,' pervert? Jesus, the only person who ever used that word was effing Jane Austen."
"This from the boy who tried to memorize Shakespeare to impress Cal."
"How the hell do you know about that, you asshole?"
"But you're not denying it, are you?"
"How the hell do you know about that, pervert?"
"Like I'd tell you. My methods of surveillance are far too precious to give up so easily."
"Okay, that's it!"
"What are you going to do about it, bore me to death with a sonnet?"