"Isabelle i'm not doing that"

She gave me her angry pout face and kept going.

"Come on Clary it'll be fun"

"Isabelle no, I don't even know the guy and i've already had Magnus say we're his OPT besides he's a complete idiot and how can we be Magnus's OPT if me and this dude have never met!"

"You'd be amazed what the imagination can do for you my dear"

"Whatever I'll see you at lunch Izzy"

I walked away from her on a polite note. I didn't even know this boy but yet people thought we would be such a cute couple? How the hell does that even work. Besides Jonathan Herondale was nothing but trouble from what i've heard.

"Magnus I don't even know who this girl is?"

"Come on! why do both of you keep saying that!"

I rolled my eyes and continued to ignore the lecture going on in the front of the room someone talking about human evolution it was stupid. We were monkeys now here we were get over it.

"Because it's true you gay sonic the hedge hog"

"Shut up don't talk to him like that Rat Face"

"I'm actually a free willing bisexual lewis"

"Remind me why I even try to be nice to and try to help him get you to know my best friend?"

These two were horrible but not as horrible when Alec and Magnus were near each other. Barf central station anyone? "You know her!" Magnus protested and I raised an eyebrow at him. "Oh really?" I questioned a bit harshly but he ignored it and kept going. "Short red head? freckles you saw her at that party one time." Oh god her she was okay looking but she seemed a bit stuck up and weird. "She's okay looking but really you want me with Miss tight ass?" this caused Simon to shot me a glare and I put my hands up in defense. "No offense" I said and the teacher glared back at us and we had to pretend we were listening from here on. A moment later Isabelle stepped in about twenty minutes late. The teacher stopped and looked at her with this sour look on her old face and I smirked. This was going to get interesting especially since it was pointed at Izzy.

"Would you like to tell us why you were late Ms. Lightwood"

"No"

"Well you can tell us anyway"

"If you were going to make me then why'd you ask it like a damn question?"

Magnus and the other three of us held in laughs while Isabelle stood up there having a stare down with Ms. Fairchild her fading hair piled on the top of her head. "Go on" she hissed at Isabelle and she sighed looking at the whole room obviously full of sass today. "Okay" she said obviously about to give a sarcastic answer and the teacher knew becaue of the look on her face. "I was so totally just giving a blow job in the bathroom you know keeps the wrinkles away" and she smirked at the teacher while she said this next part "looks like you missed the memo Ms. Fairchild." The whole room burst into laughter and the teacher turned red boiling mad. "If your father didn't control my pay check you spoiled asian brat" Ms. Fairchild said going back to her work. "I'm not Asian but you obviously are since you have no ass" Isabelle's brown eyes looked into Ms. Fairchilds blue ones and the teacher smirked. "I'll see you this weekend my dear" Izzy raised her eyebrow at her. "For what" she questioned and everyone turned quiet. "Too have a little home discussion at your home with you're parents." Huffing Isabelle came to her desk beside me in the back of the class room and I put my arm around the little girl. "That looked like fun" she shot me at glare and took my arm away "As if Herondale." "Oh shut up are all you light worms stiffs?" "Hey!" Alec whisper shouted from beside Simon. "Moms going to kill you" Alec said smirking at his little sister and she looked like she was close to knocking him in the head. "Whatever you fuck boy" and Alec face turned red and he bent his head focusing on his work. The bell rang and everyone jumped up and I walked out of the class room the five of us talking. "I'll see you all when we sit together at lunch" I said and they all looked at me like it was weird.

"You actually want us all to sit together and better yet to sit with us?"

"Why not it gets boring with just Magnus and Alec and sometimes Simon, I need female attention I'm bored of going off campus for lunch"

"okay then"

They all walked off towars their lockers. Why was it so surprising that I actually was going to sit with them. It wasn't that weird I guess.

I opened my locker and Isabelle came over a angry look on her face. I rolled my eyes knowing what that meant. "Fairchild?" I asked and she nodded. "Guess who has to have a family discussion!" she said fake happily. Then her frown lit into a smile and I groaned "What is it now?" I asked her. She said nothing and took off towards lunch with me as we chit chatted. Alec and Magnus came up in the lunch line with me and began discussing what happened in our last class. "English was horrible you should've seen what Jonathan did it was horrible not to mention what he did with that frog in science" I grumbled and Alec laughed. "Izzy told me about that, your brother truly is a interesting charecter." "No kidding" I said grabbing my salad container and grilled chicken. "I need coffee" they started laughing and I rolled my eyes my stomach grumbling. Having Alec spot me a five I walked over to the coffee area and ordered my coffee black as always. While I talked to Magnus on the way back to the table some idiot ran into me and spilled sauce not to mention coffee as well all over my favorite jacket. "Watch where you're going!" I barked and was met by golden eyes staring back into mine all of my friends fell silent. "I'm sorry red" the boy said sarcasticly and smirked evily glaring at me. "Look what you did to my favorite jacket goldilocks!" I hissed some of my ranch flying onto his leather jacket on accident. He whiped it off and everyone was watching us. "You think they're going to fight?" and everyone one screamed "Shut up simon!" at the same time. "Well" said the boy and picked up the rest of his salad,coffee and whatever the hell was also in his hands. "Why don't we make everything else match?" and with that he slammed it all in my head. Ranch and this red sauce covered my hair coffee dripping down into my bra and soaking me.

"You prick!"

"JACE" Isabelle yelled.

Angrily I picked up the chicken soup and water Alec had got. "Clary" he warned but I didn't care I threw the chicken soup all over him and for good measure I pulled out his boxers and poured the ice filled water in. The teacher came over and grabbed him by the back of the neck and me by the arm.

"OFFICE NOW!"

And he let us go both of us trudging over to the principal's office. "This is all your fault" I hissed both of us still covered in stuff. "At least im not the one covered in my own food and someone elses you bitch." I fake laughed and glared at him while we sat down waiting for the principal "and at least i'm not the one was a two inch penis!" "So you have a dick?" he asked looking at me curious and I rolled my eyes.

"No I have a vagina but I wouldn't be surprised if you had a mangina why don't you go shove a tampon up your ass and find out?"

The door opened and both of our head swung in the direction of Mr. Lightwood.

"Herondale, Fray get in here NOW"