Star Wars out Takes
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Cho: The following are random strings of dialog that serve no purpose but to make you laugh your heads off. And you had better laugh, or else.
Cho: Okay, I really won't do anything; I'm just messing with you. Anyway, hope you like it.
A long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far away…..
Obi-won: Luke. Use the force.
Luke: NO!
Yoda: Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to getting jiggie with it.
Darth Vader: Come to the dark side! We have cookies!
Luke: Coming up on the target.
Obi-won: Luke, use the force.
Luke: Oh no! I'm hearing voices again! Ahh! –Turns and crashes into Death star-
Obi-won: Crap! Qui-gon Jin won't be happy about this!
Vader: (In song) "These are my united states of NOOOOOOOOOO!"
Obi-won: It's over Anakin! This high ground gives me a +5 in evasiveness!
Anakin: You underestimate the +7 power boost I get from the Dark side!
Sidius: It seems in your anger, you killed her.
Medical Droid: Talk about ironic.
Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Well, I hope you like it more than I do. Although I do like it.