Once opon a time there was a beautiful Princess who was to rule the kingdom of Spandex when her father died. The Princess didn't want to rule because all she wanted to do was play on her new x-box. She would spend hour after hour shouting zombies. Always staying in her room covered in Steps posters with her pet squirrel called Pixie. Now Pixie was a special squirrel because he could speak. He regally told the Princess that there was a sniper behind the box on the left while she listened and shot the sniper in the eyes. They were happy doing all this and never wanted to stop.
But one day the Princess was kidnapped by some witches dressed in superman costumes. She screamed for help but her parents were not listening because Eatenders was on! The witches took her to a small apartment by the river Will. Now for hours and hours instead of playing the Princess was tortured by making her watch Buffy The Vampire Slayer and eating the coffee ones out of a revel packet. Her screams could be heard for miles if the witches had not installed the sound proof room she was in. But one day a dragon was flying by (as they do) when he looked in and saw the Princess watching Buffy (the one where she dies) and he thought "Oh my goodness(dragons don't know about God) poor girl. Something must be wrong I'll call the Y,M,C,A men in just to check. Now what happened next. It's up to you to make up the next chapter for the guild if you do want to you can either send it to me(email or neomail) or uploaded it yourself. The login info is on the guild homepage! Get typing.
But one day the Princess was kidnapped by some witches dressed in superman costumes. She screamed for help but her parents were not listening because Eatenders was on! The witches took her to a small apartment by the river Will. Now for hours and hours instead of playing the Princess was tortured by making her watch Buffy The Vampire Slayer and eating the coffee ones out of a revel packet. Her screams could be heard for miles if the witches had not installed the sound proof room she was in. But one day a dragon was flying by (as they do) when he looked in and saw the Princess watching Buffy (the one where she dies) and he thought "Oh my goodness(dragons don't know about God) poor girl. Something must be wrong I'll call the Y,M,C,A men in just to check. Now what happened next. It's up to you to make up the next chapter for the guild if you do want to you can either send it to me(email or neomail) or uploaded it yourself. The login info is on the guild homepage! Get typing.