Samurais!
Disclaimer: [Insert witty and sarcastic disclaimer here], and any similarity to anything is purely coincidental...
A/N: I got this idea when I was watching this episode of The Cleveland Show where Cleveland starts freestyle rapping. Anyways I just felt that Maya gets dissed about her love of the Steel Samurai so much she should stand up to all the haters and give 'em all a kick in the face. So here we are, a parody of Sabotage by Beastie Boys, one of the few bands besides Rage Against The Machine that has real talent who could mix rap with rock *cough*Limp Bizkit*cough*... Did I just bitch-slap Fred Durst? I should do that more often... Lastly I just wanna give a shout out to Switchfoot and Cancer Bats for making really cool covers of this song (which is rare these days).
Hey no desires, for angsty vampires
Got a show that sticks, this DL-6
I can't stand waiting while I sit here
There's a lot of static, the screen ain't clear
So grab the remote, cut the phone line
And turn it up it's almost showtime
Steel and Pink, kicking bad guys
An awesome show with SAMURAIS!
So, so, so
So listen up, you can have your Mad Men
I do not care, gonna eat some ramen
The Glee is done, sad, all gone?
No worries Nick, I'll sing a ninja song
I don't watch lame stuff on TV
Like House M.D., or Grey's Anatomy
When we're on a date, wear no bow-ties
We're gonna go cosplay as SAMURAIS!
SLIIIIIIICCCE! ...
Evil Magistrate has us on the wall...
Shred it down y'all, Steel Samurai
Nothing at all, that Family Guy
Tear down the wall, Steel Samurai
Watch it all y'all, STEEL SAMURAI!
OH!
Naruto, and that Yu-Gi-Oh
Both of them I mark, as "Jumped the Shark"
Don't you dare just stand there, won't you help me teach
Because I'm gonna preach, you people not to watch Bleach
When I'm done with this, I'll watch in an instant
Because I love the little Iron Infant
Nick doesn't like? I don't care why
I'll always make him watch STEEL SAMURAI!
I actually like watching Mad Men, House, Glee and Family Guy. Grey's Anatomy though not so much but I know why it's good... As for the anime's, I'll get my ass kicked for this but I just don't get into it as much as do with Family Guy but I watch a lot of anime coz my friends make me and I can say for sure that Naruto 'jumped the shark'. Yu-Gi-Oh did as well especially with the whole CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES crap... Bleach hasn't done anything wrong yet so far. I wanted to reference Dexter, Californication and Pokemon but I couldn't think of any rhymes... not to mention bashing Pokemon is pretty much overkill. So tell me what you guys think about the parody OK.
Jump The Shark is a term used at a certain point when something (usually a tv show) starts going downhill in quality. They can still rake in the cash but it just sucks now (like Pokemon). It could also mean when something "sells out"...
Dammit I forgot to bitch about BrokeNCYDE... oh well maybe next time