-1 don't own Naruto

Ok lets see where to start oh yeah duh…at Sasukes house Lee comes busting in yelling thing like you're an effing hog monkey boar lion cat thing Naruto (chained to a car) yelled out idiot its not his fault. Sasuke knew just what out what happened Naruto ate Lees cereal toast and waffles. Uh-oh Sasuke mumbled kisame and itachi will be here soon, and they'd kill lee. Suddenly Naruto was all like no Sasuke he's drunk I didn't eat his cereal toast and waffles. Dang how did he get sake this time? I shot it at him!!! Naruto yelped

I'm here choji yelled as he burst threw the door with a guitar. Naruto died, choji got lost in Sasuke underwear/chip drew and Sasuke well he died to.

Lee yelled Yahoo (just like kiba does) and ran off. A kunai of death came from out of nowhere. Lee looked at it and physics made it do a U turn. Soon later Lee was better and Shikamaru well he lets his chain gun do all the talking. Yeah that's it that's all of the story, now leave!