Fangirls Exist

Disclaimer: [Insert witty and sarcastic disclaimer here], and any similarity to anything is purely coincidental...

A/N: So yeah, a parody of Aliens Exist by the great Blink-182. I just felt like poking some fun out of the fandom specifically all the crack, yaoi pairings and M-rated fics even though a handful of the yaoi actually make sense...
This can be sung in the point of view of anyone as long as its a prominent male character

Hey Miles, there's something in my bedroom
Hope it's not those fangirls from last night
They make real F-ed up stories
I swear they're just all horny
Why do they think I like humping guys

What if all these crack-fics end up real
Maybe Gant would get laid with the Judge
You bet your ass Capcom will say:
"Why the hell is Phoenix gay?
Don't they know that he's with Maya Fey"

Up all night long reading crack-fics
Man they're wrong
Why do people think its great
These fics have lots of rape
Something just ain't right
Something's not right

I'm still freaking out from all the reading
Some stories have crazy ideas
Nick got an injection
To help with his erection
Larry says he likes it up the Butz

Oh Yeah!

Up all night long reading crack-fics
Man they're wrong
Why do people think its great
These fics have lots of rape
Something just ain't right
Something's not right

Dark and hairy, yes it scares me
Masturbation, Incestation
Drink tequila, where's Franziska?
And her mother, please don't bother

Up all night long reading crack-fics
Man they're wrong
Why do people think its great
These fics have lots of rape
Something just ain't right
Miles has sex with guys...

I know I've already made a parody for The Offspring's Pretty Fly (For a White Guy) but I'm thinking of doing another one called Pretty Bi (For A Straight Guy)... nah not really.
I hope I don't offend anyone but I just find the all kinky stuff here really funny and I really like making fun of the internet counterculture...
I've got a few more songs but the fact that I did Blink-182 means that I'm running out of ideas can you guys help me think of songs to parody...