Hi, my name's Naruto. Naruto Uzumaki, The Fallen Angel of the Leaf and a member of the ANBU Blackop's Demolition Division and container of the Seven Pronged Eagle.
Ya you heard me right, I'm the container of the Seven Pronged Eagle that attacked the Leaf village thirteen years ago. The 4th Hokage decided that I should be the container the demon, an orphan who had just been born a few hours earlier. My mom, Kushina Uzumaki, died in childbirth. I don't know what happened to my dad but if I ever were to meet him I'd probably beat the shit out of him (stupid deadbeat); but I'm getting off track, where was I again? Oh right I was goanna tell you about my fifth birthday.
On my birthday eight years ago I was getting the shit beat out of me, which sadly isn't an out of the ordinary occurrence, but this was one of the worse ones, lucky me I passed out from blood loss after about twenty minutes. When I finally came to I saw my surrogate brother Kakashi sleeping next to my bedside in a dreary little hospital room.
Don't get me wrong, Kakashi isn't my actual brother, I don't have any family, but he's one of the few people I trust and he's looked out for me since I was born, but he was in ANBU so he couldn't always take care of me. When he woke up I started crying, I just couldn't understand why people would do something like this to me. My entire life was shit; I was beaten, ignored, starved, and thrown out of stores for no reason, even the stores I could get into overpriced me so I could barely get enough to survive. After several minutes of letting out my frustrations Kakashi decided to take pity on me and told me why people hated me.
At first I didn't believe him but it started making sense after a few moments it started to make sense; people calling me a demon, the dreams I had of a giant bird attacking the village. Stuff just started to click into place. When I finally accepted it I thought that I was the demon, that I deserved everything people did to me, Kakashi proceeded to beat some sense into me (literally). I came to the next day and Kakashi explained to me that I was not a demon, just a container. Like a kunai and a sealing scroll. The kunai is can kill someone, but you can't stab someone if said kunai is inside a scroll.
Too bad the old man third Hokage made it illegal to tell anyone that I was the container of the eagle under penalty of death; but since Kakashi had told me to help me and not to make me miserable (and I begged him not to) Kakashi wasn't killed but he was demoted to chunnin and had a MAJOR pay deduction. After that day I vowed to make people see me for me, Naruto Uzumaki, and not some demon bird.
Every day for three years I trained myself to be the best that I could be. After a year I unleashed my jinchuuriki power. And while I hate the word jinchuuriki (it makes me feel like a minority) you can get some badass powers out of it. The Seven Pronged Eagle isn't called that for nothing; being the third most powerful of the tailed beasts the Seven Pronged Eagle has the ability to split itself into a total of seven copies of itself including the original. These copies are similar to shadow clones but sooooooo much better.
Like shadow clones, whatever information they obtain when they "die" returns to the original; but unlike shadow clones, these copies are just as strong as the original and can only be killed if one of three things happens: 1. It receives enough damage that would kill the original, 2. It dispels itself, or 3. The original reabsorbs it.
I LOVE being able to do this. It made it a whole lot easier to avoid beating cause I could just have one of my copies lead the mobs around town for awhile, while I enjoyed myself. It also made training easier. Even though I had to do all of the physical training myself, stuff like chakra control exercises and studying got easy to do. This also gave me my own sparring partner to play with. Over the years I learned a lot about me power. One cool thing was that my copies developed their own personalities. Each of my six copies had a different trait of mine that would be dominant. I even ended up naming them after the trait they emulated. My six clones are Courage, Happiness, Rage, Lust, Horror, and last but not least Comedy. These guys are pretty fun once you get to know them but it still feels weird talking to myself (pun completely intended).
Now I bet your' wondering about why I'm called the Fallen Angel of the Leaf. Well, it started about five years ago when I was eight, the day I unlocked my bloodline, the power of the angels. That's right angels. Hundreds of years ago my ancestors saw the beauty and strength of Kami's blessed warriors and emulated them. Eventually my clan was able to become part angel and pass it on to their descendents. My bloodline gives me a pair of white angelic wings and the ability to heal myself and others at an amazing rate. When I unlocked my bloodline the old man Hokage told me about my parents (well my mom at least) my mom came from the now destroyed Village Hidden in the Whirlpools. My entire clan minus my mom was eradicated during the Third Great Shinobi War.
The old man gave me my mom's old house with all of our clan's jutsu and possessions. For two years I barely left the house except to buy supplies and meet up with Kakashi and the old man every once in a while. I learned all about my clan. My clan specializes in Kenjutsu (weapons), Medical Jutsu, and Genjutsu (Illusions). For awhile there I really only spent time in my mom's library, learning all about the various forms and jutsu of the Uzumaki clan, that is until I found the armory. Kakashi described my reaction as "like a kid in a candy store that was having a going out of business sale," but can you really blame me? The armory is filled with every type of weapon imaginable from katana to scythes, war hammers to battle axes and everything in between. Not to mention the instruction scrolls on basically every type of weapon in there. I still get excited every time I go in there. So far I've mastered throwing shuriken and kunai, wielding a katana, steel claws, and whip but my favorite weapon by far is my giant megaton hammer. This thing is MASSIVE!!! It took me six months of constant weight training just to be able to lift it and that was nothing compared to all of the training I went through to master it. I spent two years training in my family's jutsu before I decided that I wanted to do something more with my life. I earned my nickname in ANBU.
At age 11 I joined the ANBU Blackop's Demolition Division as the third youngest member ever. The Demolition Division is a special branch of the ANBU that deals with heavy hitter jobs. When I say "heavy hitter jobs" I mostly mean stuff like frontline assault, mass property damage, and prisoner retrieval. The call us the Demolition Division because of how we (pauses for a moment) accomplish out missions. I think it's pretty obvious so I'm not going to explain it in detail. I earned my nickname of the fallen angel when during a mission to Cloud to retrieve one Hayate Gekko who had been held captive for the several days I used my wings to fly up and use several jutsu to obliterate the WHISP (the Cloud version of ANBU) prisoner cell killing about 75 ninja in total. I ended up in Cloud's bingo book listed as an A rank Shinobi with a kill on sight order.
Ya ANBU was a lot of fun but I've been in it for 2 years and the law says that for all ANBU members under the age of 25 only a two year span of service is allowed. The Third decided to institute this after Itachi went rogue and killed off most of the Uchiha clan, he decided that letting kids into ANBU for an extended period of time was a bad idea. The only reason I got in was because I got a recommendation from both my brother Kakashi and the Third Hokage, but I didn't get the second one for free.
Now that I'm out of ANBU my deal with the old man takes effect. Tomorrow morning I am to report to the Academy to begin six months of review under Iruka Umino before being placed on a team with (shudders for a moment) genin. I hate genin. They have no idea what's out there in the real world. They still think that ninja are honorable warriors who fight for the poor and needy. (chuckles) Isn't that a load of crap?
Well I guess I need to cross that bridge when I come to it, well I need to catch up on my sleep before tomorrow. See you guys tomorrow.
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Me- Thus concludes the prologue to my awesome new story. Now here's itachi with the weather… I mean threats.
Itachi- Hydrawolf8 commands you to review or he will release a hydrawolf to eat you. I'm not joking, he actually has one. Last time he used it on me I could feel my nuts for a week (don't ask)
Me- good job my pet, now go clean my car.
Itachi- yes master.
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