Really Bad Christmas Songs
Disclaimer: I don't own Digimon. It belongs to Toei, Saban, Bandai and a
whole bunch of other people who are probably somewhere in Hawaii right
now sipping martinis.
These are just a few Christmas song parodies that I wrote this weekend. Yes,
I know it's over but I don't really care. I wasn't in the Christmas spirit at all
this year, so it's never too late. Don't take 'em too seriously, I actually like
Davis, it's just really fun to laugh at him. And Gomamon is actually my
favorite digimon. Gotta love his sugar high!
Goggle Boy Rock (guess who this is about!)
*sing to the tune of Jingle Bell Rock*
Goggle boy, goggle boy, goggle boy rock
He's a Tai clone and his remarks make us moan
He stares at Kari as if she was hot
Motomiya hate sites, there's a lot
Giddiyap, T.K. fans, time to attack
Davis robbed Yolei's store
Veemon is a really stupid thing
That's the goggle boy
That's the goggle boy
That's the goggle boy rock!
Oh Gomamon
*sing to the tune of Oh Christmas tree. Yes, I know it should be just O, but if
I put an O on the edge of the paragraph, it turns into a stupid dot for some
reason*
Oh Gomamon, oh Gomamon
You really need a hair cut
Oh Gomamon, oh Gomamon
You really need a hair cut
You want Palmon to notice you
And think an orange Mowhawk will do
Oh Gomamon, oh Gomamon
You really need a hair cut
Oh Gomamon, oh Gomamon
You drink a lot of coffee
Oh Gomamon, oh Gomamon
You drink a lot of coffee
You bounce around, eyes open wide
And ask Joe for a horsey ride
Oh Gomamon, oh Gomamon
You drink a lot of coffee
Oh Gomamon, oh Gomamon
You have quite the large head
Oh Gomamon, oh Gomamon
You have quite the large head
Your head is wide and kind of fat
Even more so than T.K.'s hat
Oh Gomamon, oh Gomamon
You have quite the large head.
A Stupid Song About a Stupid Person
(Ooh...that's a toughie! Read it, who could it be?)
*sing to the tune of Sleigh Ride, or what is more commonly known as that
Gap song*
She dies approximately 10 times every day
And when she glows, she makes the viewers want to run away
Why does she stick her bulbous head in her digimon's chest?
And how can her brother think his prissy little sister's the best?
Doesn't her kitty digimon have a voice that is dumb?
I'm pretty sure the girl's little brain is the size of a crumb
And what is the use of her strange little dangly scarf?
Her clothes clash so much that they could make a blind person barf
Sorry, minute population of Kari fans. It had to be said.
Hooray for Weird Guys who Give People Presents for no Reason!
*sing to the tune of The Twelve Days of Christmas*
On the first day of Christmas, a weird guy gave to me,
A psycho who wants to kill me! (Matt)
On the second day of Christmas, a weird guy gave to me,
A youngster drunk on prune juice (Cody)
And a psycho who wants to kill me!
On the third day of Christmas, a weird guy gave to me,
A whiney little crotcher (T.K.)
A youngster drunk on prune juice
And a psycho who wants to kill me!
On the fourth day of Christmas, a weird guy gave to me,
A girl who tortures kitties (Kari)
A whiney little crotcher
A youngster drunk on prune juice
And a psycho who wants to kill me!
On the fifth day of Christmas, a weird guy gave to me,
A goggle-sporting wannabe (Davis)
A girl who tortures kitties
A whiney little crotcher
A youngster drunk on prune juice
And a psycho who wants to kill me!
On the sixth day of Christmas, a weird guy gave to me,
A boy-stalking hacker (Yolei)
A goggle-sporting wannabe
A girl who tortures kitties
A whiney little crotcher
A youngster drunk on prune juice
And a psycho who wants to kill me!
On the seventh day of Christmas, a weird guy gave to me,
A cheerleader in pink (Mimi)
A boy-stalking hacker
A goggle-sporting wannabe
A girl who tortures kitties
A whiney little crotcher
A youngster drunk on prune juice
And a psycho who wants to kill me!
On the eighth day of Christmas, a weird guy gave to me,
A prodigious laptop lover (Izzy)
A cheerleader in pink
A boy-stalking hacker
A goggle-sporting wannabe
A girl who tortures kitties
A whiney little crotcher
A youngster drunk on prune juice
And a psycho who wants to kill me!
On the ninth day of Christmas, a weird guy gave to me,
A hair product abuser (Tai)
A prodigious laptop lover
A cheerleader in pink
A boy-stalking hacker
A goggle-sporting wannabe
A girl who tortures kitties
A whiney little crotcher
A youngster drunk on prune juice
And a psycho who wants to kill me!
On the tenth day of Christmas, a weird guy gave to me,
A boring bucket-head (Sora)
A hair product abuser
A prodigious laptop lover
A cheerleader in pink
A boy-stalking hacker
A goggle-sporting wannabe
A girl who tortures kitties
A whiney little crotcher
A youngster drunk on prune juice
And a psycho who wants to kill me!
On the eleventh day of Christmas, a weird guy gave to me,
A blue-haired bishounen (Joe)
A boring bucket-head
A hair product abuser
A prodigious laptop lover
A cheerleader in pink
A boy-stalking hacker
A goggle-sporting wannabe
A girl who tortures kitties
A whiney little crotcher
A youngster drunk on prune juice
And a psycho who wants to kill me!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, a weird guy gave to me,
A guy who needs some counseling (Ken)
A blue-haired bishounen
A boring bucket-head
A hair product abuser
A prodigious laptop lover
A cheerleader in pink
A boy-stalking hacker
A goggle-sporting wannabe
A girl who tortures kitties
A whiney little crotcher
A youngster drunk on prune juice
And a psycho who wants to kill me!
Disclaimer: I don't own Digimon. It belongs to Toei, Saban, Bandai and a
whole bunch of other people who are probably somewhere in Hawaii right
now sipping martinis.
These are just a few Christmas song parodies that I wrote this weekend. Yes,
I know it's over but I don't really care. I wasn't in the Christmas spirit at all
this year, so it's never too late. Don't take 'em too seriously, I actually like
Davis, it's just really fun to laugh at him. And Gomamon is actually my
favorite digimon. Gotta love his sugar high!
Goggle Boy Rock (guess who this is about!)
*sing to the tune of Jingle Bell Rock*
Goggle boy, goggle boy, goggle boy rock
He's a Tai clone and his remarks make us moan
He stares at Kari as if she was hot
Motomiya hate sites, there's a lot
Giddiyap, T.K. fans, time to attack
Davis robbed Yolei's store
Veemon is a really stupid thing
That's the goggle boy
That's the goggle boy
That's the goggle boy rock!
Oh Gomamon
*sing to the tune of Oh Christmas tree. Yes, I know it should be just O, but if
I put an O on the edge of the paragraph, it turns into a stupid dot for some
reason*
Oh Gomamon, oh Gomamon
You really need a hair cut
Oh Gomamon, oh Gomamon
You really need a hair cut
You want Palmon to notice you
And think an orange Mowhawk will do
Oh Gomamon, oh Gomamon
You really need a hair cut
Oh Gomamon, oh Gomamon
You drink a lot of coffee
Oh Gomamon, oh Gomamon
You drink a lot of coffee
You bounce around, eyes open wide
And ask Joe for a horsey ride
Oh Gomamon, oh Gomamon
You drink a lot of coffee
Oh Gomamon, oh Gomamon
You have quite the large head
Oh Gomamon, oh Gomamon
You have quite the large head
Your head is wide and kind of fat
Even more so than T.K.'s hat
Oh Gomamon, oh Gomamon
You have quite the large head.
A Stupid Song About a Stupid Person
(Ooh...that's a toughie! Read it, who could it be?)
*sing to the tune of Sleigh Ride, or what is more commonly known as that
Gap song*
She dies approximately 10 times every day
And when she glows, she makes the viewers want to run away
Why does she stick her bulbous head in her digimon's chest?
And how can her brother think his prissy little sister's the best?
Doesn't her kitty digimon have a voice that is dumb?
I'm pretty sure the girl's little brain is the size of a crumb
And what is the use of her strange little dangly scarf?
Her clothes clash so much that they could make a blind person barf
Sorry, minute population of Kari fans. It had to be said.
Hooray for Weird Guys who Give People Presents for no Reason!
*sing to the tune of The Twelve Days of Christmas*
On the first day of Christmas, a weird guy gave to me,
A psycho who wants to kill me! (Matt)
On the second day of Christmas, a weird guy gave to me,
A youngster drunk on prune juice (Cody)
And a psycho who wants to kill me!
On the third day of Christmas, a weird guy gave to me,
A whiney little crotcher (T.K.)
A youngster drunk on prune juice
And a psycho who wants to kill me!
On the fourth day of Christmas, a weird guy gave to me,
A girl who tortures kitties (Kari)
A whiney little crotcher
A youngster drunk on prune juice
And a psycho who wants to kill me!
On the fifth day of Christmas, a weird guy gave to me,
A goggle-sporting wannabe (Davis)
A girl who tortures kitties
A whiney little crotcher
A youngster drunk on prune juice
And a psycho who wants to kill me!
On the sixth day of Christmas, a weird guy gave to me,
A boy-stalking hacker (Yolei)
A goggle-sporting wannabe
A girl who tortures kitties
A whiney little crotcher
A youngster drunk on prune juice
And a psycho who wants to kill me!
On the seventh day of Christmas, a weird guy gave to me,
A cheerleader in pink (Mimi)
A boy-stalking hacker
A goggle-sporting wannabe
A girl who tortures kitties
A whiney little crotcher
A youngster drunk on prune juice
And a psycho who wants to kill me!
On the eighth day of Christmas, a weird guy gave to me,
A prodigious laptop lover (Izzy)
A cheerleader in pink
A boy-stalking hacker
A goggle-sporting wannabe
A girl who tortures kitties
A whiney little crotcher
A youngster drunk on prune juice
And a psycho who wants to kill me!
On the ninth day of Christmas, a weird guy gave to me,
A hair product abuser (Tai)
A prodigious laptop lover
A cheerleader in pink
A boy-stalking hacker
A goggle-sporting wannabe
A girl who tortures kitties
A whiney little crotcher
A youngster drunk on prune juice
And a psycho who wants to kill me!
On the tenth day of Christmas, a weird guy gave to me,
A boring bucket-head (Sora)
A hair product abuser
A prodigious laptop lover
A cheerleader in pink
A boy-stalking hacker
A goggle-sporting wannabe
A girl who tortures kitties
A whiney little crotcher
A youngster drunk on prune juice
And a psycho who wants to kill me!
On the eleventh day of Christmas, a weird guy gave to me,
A blue-haired bishounen (Joe)
A boring bucket-head
A hair product abuser
A prodigious laptop lover
A cheerleader in pink
A boy-stalking hacker
A goggle-sporting wannabe
A girl who tortures kitties
A whiney little crotcher
A youngster drunk on prune juice
And a psycho who wants to kill me!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, a weird guy gave to me,
A guy who needs some counseling (Ken)
A blue-haired bishounen
A boring bucket-head
A hair product abuser
A prodigious laptop lover
A cheerleader in pink
A boy-stalking hacker
A goggle-sporting wannabe
A girl who tortures kitties
A whiney little crotcher
A youngster drunk on prune juice
And a psycho who wants to kill me!