Will and Elizabeth's Married Life as Seen by Captain Jack Sparrow
Declaimer: no, I do not own Pirates of the Caribbean, and if I did I would change the second movie very much.
The Preparations
"...and as captain of a ship I can, in fact, perform a marri-age..."
-Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
"Father," Elizabeth Swann said, "Will and I are going to get married next month. I have a favor to ask you. Can you suspend the laws about piracy just for the day of my wedding?"
"Why?" Weatherby Swann questioned.
"Because we invited quite a few people who would instantly be hanged for piracy if they turned up here."
"Like who?"
"Well, Captain Jack Sparrow, obviously; Bootstrap Bill, that's Will's father; Davy Jones and his crew, we decided to invite them to the wedding instead of going through the tedious job of getting rid of them; Barbossa, remember him; and the whole crew of the Black Pearl.Oh, and by the way, Jack is going to be performing the ceremony."
"What?!"
"Well, he's a captain of a ship so he can perform a marriage ceremony."
"Is there any use arguing with you?"
"No, I would have thought you know that by now."
"All right, have it your way."
"You'll suspend those laws, then."
"Yes, yes,"
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