The Gay Adventures of the Terrific Two
AN: so there's like so much fanfic about harry's gay angst, so i totally thought that my OTP deserved a fic too!! plz read and review!!
"What ho, Grindie-poo!" cooed Albus from across the room; his luscious auburn locks gleaming in the weak auburn sun,.
"Ahoy-hoy!" replied Grindelwald, subtly eying the sleek, masculing form of his muscular co-conspirator. "Vhat mischief shal ve get op to today?" he giggled flirtatiously.
Albus smiled demurely, momentarily floored by the Teutonic wizard's roguish charm. "Oh, I don't know, darling. Why don't we just stay in? Practice some… charms?" Albus' lowered gaze was coy as he waited with baited breath for his friend, partner, and lover's reply.
"Zhat sounds…marfelous," grinned Grindelwald, lavaciously. "But ve must be cahrful not to… dishushiate… my luff."
Suddenlym across the room, Dumbledore stumbled, and slumped against the wall, his glistening ginger curls draping over his pale, stoic face like a veil of death.
Gellert bounded across the room, his lithe body shaking in terror for his beautiful angel of love.
"Albie!" he cried, his deep voice cracking in pain. "Talk to me! Vhat is wrong? Speek to me, darlink!"
But Albus did not reply. He could not. You see, gentle reader, he was in a coma…
To be continued…