Disclaimer: I do not own ZIM, or Dib, or anyone else in this story for that matter.
Title: Kiss of DOOM
Summary: ZIM observes a human couple's strange behaviour, and goes to Dib with questions… Bad summary Dx
Warnings: Contains ZADR.
Written By: Meghan
Comments: This story is dedicated to my friend Katherine because I like creeping her out xD.
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Prologue
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"Oh my Tallest... What are they DOING?"
From behind a bush, a small, disturbed Irken studied a young human male and his female love-pig as they, from what it looked like, ate eachother's faces off. He observed them closely with both awe and disgust. Never in his life has he seen such a thing, and yet others around him seemed to be immune to the couple's cannibalistic behaviour. The young humans didn't look to be in any discomfort at all; they actually looked as if they were enjoying what the other was doing. Not once did they try to push the other away – instead, they held onto eachother tightly, not letting their partner go. Their moaning, it seemed, was not of pain, but of pleasure.
'These HEE-UMANS are BARBARIC!' he thought to himself, 'That is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen! How could someone ENJOY that?'
Unable to stand any more, he fixed his ingenious disguise, crawled out from behind the bush and began walking back to his base.
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Yes… I know it's short, but it's just the prologue. R&R PLEASE! I need to know if I'm wasting my time with this story or not... It's my first fan fiction, so be kind! I'm sorry there aren't really any hints about the plot here, but, just to warn you, in the next chapters (if there will be any next chapters) it will become very, very ZADR-ish xD.