This is not my story, this is my friend's who has no account on FanFiction and wanted me to post this for him. Any reviews will be for him, not me, so if you don't like it don't take it out on me. But feel free to comment anyway.

Attention: I don't own these characters. Neither does my friend.

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Yu-gi-oh: the Bad Hair Day

It all started one fateful night at Yugi's room. He had a nightmare of a hippie with Liberty spikes. He woke up in the morning around 8 AM. Yugi had to style his weirdo hair. He found the Millennium Hair Gel bottle was missing at the same time. So Yugi just used sink water, making Liberty spikes.

It was about 9:00 that Yugi went downstairs to find no pancakes. He'd have to go out and make a fool of himself (isn't he already?). He went to find Tristan at the pancake shop. Tristan was spilling strawberry syrup on Toads (not the animal). Their mushroom heads sank to the floor, covered in strawberry syrup. It was just about then when Tristan put on a blue suit, saying, "Holy cow! There's been a murder scene here." Tristan said, "That's right, I'm a lawyer now, but they call me Phoenix Wright. But please, just call me Nick. Not Nick Jr. (Which Pearls watches) Speaking of Pearls, her boyfriend's somewhere over there."

Getting overwhelmed with mystery, Yugi got some pancakes when he noticed that they did not put butter on them. He approached the "express yourself" topping station. The guy there was pretty dumb, only thinking, "Those Liberty spikes look sharp! I better do whatever this guy says."

Yugi got his butter and saw Pearls sitting at a table. He decided to sit next to her. She said, "I know this guy with spiky hair like yours who gives me rides on a mo-ter-sy-kill." He noticed she wasn't eating her Berry Berry Big Bonanza Pancake. Having finished his pancakes, and still being hungry, he said, "You need help with that?" She said "NO!" in a strangely obnoxious voice. In one bite, she ate it, and spit out a small star sprinkle. She said, "Fabulous!" He saw Pegasus in one corner. He said, "Pegasus?" "Pegasus is what they used to call me. I am now Edgeworth. Hey, is that Phoenix over there? OBJECTION! Stay where you are!" They were soon chattering so fast and so loud that they soon seemed worse than Oldbag.

That is when Yugi saw a dark figure. It was Mokuba, with his pancake knife near the gumball machine. He collapsed almost instantly and smelled a lot like root beer. He then saw Nick with the Millennium Hair Gel, talking to Edgeworth about something called "evidence". It turns out, the Hotti clinic doctor stole Yugi's Millennium Hair Gel for "research". That, and committed murder with it. Now that was really cramping Yugi's style.

Pearls then recognized the symbol on the bottom of the bottle matched Yugi's drawn-on tattoo on his hand. But he thought little Pearls was stealing it. Unable to think of something to say, he just blurted out, "OBJECTION!" The pancake house was silent. She said, "TAKE THAT!" Then, Yugi fixed his hair, and said goodbye to Nick and Co. Meanwhile, Detective Gumshoe came out of nowhere and said, "Hey pal, can I have a hand with this?" and dragged a root beer- drunken Mokuba out of the store.

THE END