25 THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T DO TO KNUCKLES THE ECHIDNA
1)Don't break the master emerald
2)If you do, don't throw a few pieces into a volcano
3)If you do, post the video of him actually jumping into the volcano to get them on youtube. What an idiot.
4)Don't force him to read Shadouge.
5)Don't force him to read Sonuckles Knuckles:I AM NOT GAY! Yaoi Fangirls STFU!
6)Don't tie knots in his dread locks
7)Don't tell him he looks like 'Predator'
8)Don't trick him into playing poker with a pile of rocks
9)If you do, don't be suprised when he loses.
10)Don't remind him about how freakishly large his hands are.
11)Don't ask if he acts all bad-ass because he has a small willie.
12)Don't ask him to say word, cracker, or fo-shizzle.
13)Don't remind him that his voice actor works on Yu-Gi-Oh!.
14)Don't slip retalin into his coffee
15)Don't introduce him to Stephen Hawking.
16)If you do, laugh when he's dragged out by security, screaming, "Aw, come on! He was just rambling on about the time-space-cont--thing, without even moving his lips! How could I not punch him in the teeth!?
17)Don't ask him to do the Maximum Heat Knuckles Attack.
18)If you do, don't scream out, "FALCON PAWNCH!!!" while he's doing it.
19)Don't ask if his spikes are glued on.
20)Don't tell him that 50 Cent wouldn't approve of his level songs in Sonic Adventure 2
21)If you do, don't be suprised if he breaks down crying.
22)Don't place him in a math battle between Big, Vector, and himself
23)If you do, don't rig the game so Big wins and laugh when Knuckles and Vector break down crying because they lost to Big.
24)Don't do any of the list items numbered 1-23
25)If you do, laugh if he tries to flip you off, which he can't because he's wearing boxing gloves
Big won a math game? I guess he's the RainMan of the Sonic Universe. Please review!