Hey loves. Time to rule FanFiction again :D jkjk XDD

I was thinking about ideas for parodies for songs. Well, I haven't figured any out. So, all of a sudden I wondered what would happen if I and my dear friend Kerbie ended up in the Sweeney Todd movie…. I always say I would screw things up but you never know…. So, I will think off the top of my mind what should happen.

I don't own Sweeney Todd. But I own my cat JingleBelle. She's purty. :DD

Enjoy? O____o

Two good friends since 2nd grade, Savannah and Kerbie, were watching Sweeney Todd. Savannah drooled over Sweeney, and Kerbie drooled over Toby. Savannah had convinced Kerbie to watch it, and she ended up loving it! Musicals tend to be great, anyway.

"Hey Savannah." Kerbie said, picking up a journal, seeing as she had an idea for a new song she could write. "What would happen if we ended up in the Sweeney Todd movie? I mean, if we went everywhere with him, or something."

Savannah smiled dreamily. She tended to be the most light-headed. "I'd attack him. And hug him. And dance with him. And –"

"What I mean is what if we woke up the next day in the movie?"

"Oh. Heh. I don't know, I'd be pretty freaked out if I woke up about two hundred years in the past. Or was it? Hm, it was in the 1840's…."

"Yeah, yeah. You obsessed dope. I'm going to sleep." Kerbie curled up in a tight ball, and closed her eyes, forgetting to turn off the movie. She screamed really loud when a loud boom of music came from the screen. Both Kerbie and Savannah hate that part of the credits. Savannah also curled up, and they fell asleep within moments.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

The feeling of rocking back and forth woke them up. They were chilled to the bone! Even worse, they were soaking wet….

"What the bloody-" They both mumbled. They opened their eyes, and to their shock, they were hanging on to a piece of wood, in the middle of the ocean! Savannah was reminded of Titanic. "Near, far, wherever you are….-"

"Savannah shut up! Now, where are we?"

"Hm. We are in a big ocean. It looks like we were in a freaking storm…."

"I know that! But…. How'd we get here?"

Savannah looked around, and screamed really loud when she saw another man hanging on to a piece of wood. "Omigodomigodomigod is that Sweeney freaking Todd?!"

Kerbie looked over, and to her surprise, there was an unconscious Sweeney Todd, barely alive. She blinked, but his image did not go away. "I hate these stupid dreams…." But the more she thought about it, the more real this whole situation felt. How could this have happened…?

"I love these dreams! The first one I ever had with Sweeney in it, he was in the bakehouse, cutting himself with a butter knife-"

"Savannah! This isn't a dream, I think…. Somehow, we are in the movie…."

Savannah's face fell. "Perfect. Summer vacation, and my mom is gonna kill me…."

"Look, listen to me. Remember the movie? I don't remember this part. We need to know what's going on. What is going to happen to us next?"

"Well, Sweeney is adrift at sea, after a storm…. Oh, I remember this! Anthony will have to save us."

"What? How do you know that? Oh, whatever. Keep a sharp eye out."

They waited for what seemed an eternity, and they eventually fell asleep again. They woke when they heard a man shouting, "Man overboard!"

Kerbie glared at the source of the voice, who happened to be Anthony. "I happen to be a woman, thank you."

The three were pulled ashore, and a pissed off Sweeney woke up when he was on board. "What the bloody hell…. Where am I?" He pulled away from the men. "You don't work for any judges, do you?!"

"No, no sir." Anthony walked cautiously toward him. "My name is Anthony Hope. We are but simple sailors, making our way around the world. What in God's name were you doing out in open sea?"

"Uh, I was…." He thought for a moment, and then snarled. "Don't ask so many questions!"

"Okay…." Anthony turned towards the two girls. "What were you doing out there?"

"We have no idea!" the girls said at the same time. Anthony shook his head. "Well, we need to know, to see if it is even legal to carry you on board…."

"We were just sailing around, out from London!" Savannah piped up. "But there was a great storm, and out boat was tossed around. I don't remember much, but hopefully you can return us to London as soon as possible!"

Anthony sighed. "Oh, okay. What is your relationship with that man?"

Kerbie this time interrupted. She didn't want Savannah saying they were related…. "He is my friend's dad. Not Savannah's, but another friend. He had a raft that he wanted to show us, but we got lost and…. Well, you know the story."

"Ah, and what are your names?"

"I'm Savannah!"

"I'm Kerbie."

"Sweeney Todd."

"Okay, well, we have plenty of cabins open for use, and you may use them if you like. At noon, I will show you around the vessel." As soon as he left, Sweeney grabbed the two girls roughly by the shoulders. Savannah whispered to Kerbie, "I love being abused by the man I love…!"

"Who are you? I do not know you. Why did you tell that foolish sailor we are friends?" Sweeney growled. Kerbie couldn't find the right words, she was so shocked. "We, well…. You were just, I mean, we can't…. I didn't know…."

"We had to say something so he wouldn't get suspicious. You should thank us!" Savannah said plainly. Sweeney let go of them. "Alright. But as soon as we are on land, you will stay as far away from me as possible, you hear?"

"That will be hard…." Savannah mumbled, but Sweeney heard. Before he could grab her, Kerbie got between them. "What she means is, we honestly have no idea how we got here. We are from a totally different country, in a totally different time period. We have nowhere to go. Maybe, just maybe, we can stick closer to you, but not too close or anything…. We won't speak to you, or follow you everywhere, but we just need somewhere to stay. You won't even know we're here. Please?"

"Fine, fine. Don't talk to me. And don't touch me. I plan on finding somewhere around Fleet Street…." His mind drifted off, so Kerbie and Savannah headed to the cabin to change. They were pretty freaked out when they realized they were wearing sailor clothes! They changed, and discussed what they would do.

"Look, he's going to Fleet Street. We have no idea where that is, so we'll just have to stick behind him." Kerbie suggested. Savannah shook her head, though. "I'd just want to stick to him!" Kerbie rolled her eyes. "Well, Ms. Lovett has more than one room. She has the shop, which will be Sweeney's, and maybe he wouldn't care if we had his old bedroom…."

"OOH! I don't mind sleeping in the bed he slept in!" Savannah smiled, and then thought for a moment. "You think there's Wi-Fi here?" She checked her pockets, but couldn't find her iPod!

"Oh, yes, Savannah. I'm sure they have Wi-Fi connectivity. Heck, I bet Sweeney is in that other cabin, e-mailing threats to Judge Turpin! Or, maybe he's listening to Green Day, and knowing him, he's probably pirating games and movies!"

Savannah heard nothing, she was so worried. "Where is my iPod? I don't have my phone, either. Stupid London clothes…." She checked the pants she was wearing earlier, but it wasn't there, either! "What do we do? That was my second iPod in a year and fourth cell phone in two years…."

Kerbie couldn't find her phone, either. "Maybe it's back at my house, which-"

The two girls froze, realizing something horrible. "….which doesn't exist."

Dun dun! If you don't understand it, pretty much, they realized their families and houses and everything they had doesn't exist anymore. So, they don't really belong there. Yup.

In case you didn't know, I'm Savannah and my friend is Kerbie. I'm sure you know by now…. Heheh. ^_^ This isn't all, but I'll update as soon as possible!