The Adventures of Mac Daddy McGee
At first, Mac Daddy was a pearlshipping freak, imagining Ash and Dawn from Pokemon being a couple. Eventually it consumed him into feeling like he was in their world. He felt so happy and even prayed to God to make Ash and Dawn real........what was wrong with this boy? However, he realized he wasn't thinking right and now it's almost time for school, will his obsession for Pokemon still go on? We'll see........
(Mac Daddy awakens in his bedroom)
M.D.: Man, can't believe school's tomorrow.....This is gonna suck, BIG TIME.
(Angie, Mac Daddy's sister, walks into his room)
Angie: Morning little brother!
M.D.: I'm not little, we were born at the same time. (Sheesh)
Angie: I was born a couple seconds before you so HA!
M.D.: -_-......
Angie: So come on! Let's eat breakfast!
(Mac Daddy and Angie walk downstairs and see Mom, Dad, and the foreign exchange student/FES)
Angie: Morning everyone!
Mom and Dad: Morning sunshine!
(Mac Daddy frowns because he thought he was the cute one......)
FES: Umaga!
Angie: What?
Mom and Dad: It's some other language hun, but FES still understands English.
FES: Look I'm trying, but in my country, we honor our culture!
Angie: Um, otay.
M.D.: What do you want Angie? Lucky Charms or Quaker's Oatmeal?
Angie: I'll take the Lucky Charms!
M.D.: Fine....I'll take the damn oatmeal......
FES: What r damn mean?
Mom: Uh.......it's like the Hoover Dam!
FES: Oh, prolly sometin in school....
Angie: So Mac Daddy....
M.D.: Yeah? What is it?
Angie: Do you still like that pearlshipping thing er whatever?
M.D.: Don't remind me, please.
Angie: I bet you do and you only like it 'cuz Dawn has a mini skirt and......
Dad: Angie! Remember our rule in this house?
Angie: Yes.....no inappropriate things are done or spoken of.
Dad: Right, now what about school tomorrow you guys ready?
Angie: Yeah! Imma be the most popular girl there and I'll get my hands on the love of my life........Jake Anderson. Man that boy's a hunk! He steals my heart whenever I see him and his scrumptious body. Mmmmm....
M.D.: Oh my gosh....this sounds almost as bad as my pearlshipping stories.
FES: That one Latina girl will be mine this year. Yes, I can feel her hair on my hair already....Ah....
M.D.: O_o? Anyway, I'm gonna concentrate on my studies and friends!
Mom: That's good. I'm proud of you son.
M.D.: Thanks...I guess....
(All of a sudden a Pikachu shows up in front of Mac Daddy)
M.D.: Huh? What the?
Pikachu: Hello Mac Daddy.
M.D.: Ok this sh*t is freaking me out.
Pikachu: Don't worry it'll just be fine........
The End
P.S. Uh yeah, I based this off of real life when I was addicted to pearlshipping lol.