Da Disney factor

Water: HIII!!!!!

Hoiki: What she said…

Water: we made this up at least a few months ago……and we were hyper….

Hoiki: I wrote a chapter then lost it on my mom's laptop -.-'

Water: SO WE RETYPE IT!!!!!

Hoiki: Someone forgot to take her meds today…

Water: and SOMEONE forgot to mention that she should go to a mental asylum…

Hoiki: AT LEAST I REMEMBERED TO TAKE HER MEDS TODAY!

Water: Smart one. You just dissed yourself. Moron

Hoiki: Crazy people don't know their crazy, dobe.

Water: and you just dissed yourself. Again. Can we move on?

Hoiki: Whatever…

Water: I'll take that as a yes. You do the disclaimer.

Hoiki: BUT DISCLAIMERS GO AGAINST MY FANDOM!!! AS FOR AS IM CONSERNED, I OWN BLEACH AND NARUTO AND INO AND SAKURA AND ORIHIME AND GIN ARE DEAD!!! AND MATSUMOTO SOOOO DESERVES MORE THAN THE SMILY ASS HOLE!!!

Water: but then you get sued. And you do not own the majority of the people that we use in this. Smart one. AND you do not own the songs. So say it…

Hoiki: Fine… We don't own Naruto or Lion King. They are property of Masashi Kishimoto and Disney… AND WATER IS WORKING FOR AIZEN!!!!!!

Water: I hate that egomaniactic freak……….

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Naruto and Hinata were going on their first date. Suddenly, Kiba and Shino popped out of the bushes.

[Kiba
I can see what's happening

[Shino

What?

[Kiba

And they don't have a clue

[Shino

Who?

[Kiba

They'll fall in love and here's the bottom line
our trio's down to two.

[Shino

Oh.

[Kiba
Ze sweet caress of twilight
There's magic everywhere
And with all this romantic atmosphere
Disaster's in the air

Suddenly, all the other characters in the show popped up and started singing the main part.

[other characters
Can you feel the love tonight?
The peace the evening brings
The world, for once, in perfect harmony
With all its living things
[Naruto
So many things to tell her
But how to make her see
The truth about my past? Impossible!
She'd turn away from me
[Hinata
He's holding back, he's hiding
But what, I can't decide
Why won't he be the Ninja I know he is
The Ninja I see inside?
[Other characters
Can you feel the love tonight?
The peace the evening brings
The world, for once, in perfect harmony
With all its living things
Can you feel the love tonight?
You needn't look too far
Stealing through the night's uncertainties
Love is where they are
[Kiba
And if she falls in love tonight
It can be assumed
[Shino
Her carefree days with us are history
[Shino and Kiba
In short, our pal is doomed…

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Um…Hinata-Chan?" Naruto started.

"y-yes?"

"Why are your teammates singing Disney songs?"

"n-no idea….t-that's another r-reason to get a-away from them."

"GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!!!!! LET"S GET RAMEN!!!!!!!"

As the couple walked into the sunset, Kiba and Shino continued crying. Everybody that sang the other parts of the song, slowly backed off.

"you're leaving us too? WHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kiba and Shino cried even louder.

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Water: how was it? Remember beware of Oocness and hyperness

Hoiki: Gah! My foot!!

Water:……hell?

Hoiki: My foot hurts… and now I get to try duck!

Water: yay. And if you feel like it, review.

Hoiki: Or uncle Gaara will come after you!