Hi again :) Here's Part 2 of the 25 Things series. Thanks to everyone who reviewed Part 1!
25 Things Abby Scuito Isn't Allowed To Do.
A list written by Timothy McGee, Tony Dinozzo and Ziva David.
1. Tell people that if they contaminate evidence, she will eat them.
2. Bring her homemade coffin into work...
3. ...And make McGee sleep in it.
4. Paint Ziva's car black...
5. Paint Ziva's car any other colour than red.
6. Drink 26 Caf-Pows in one day.
7. Drink more than 5 Caf-Pows in one day.
8. Use forensic evidence to frame Tony of murdering a rat...
9. ...Or a cockroach...
10. Or an ant.
11. Hack into McGee's World of Warcraft account and change his character's name to Princess Butterfly.
12. Officially declare the third Wednesday of every month "Caf-Pow Day", where they have Caf-Pow drinking contests and the winner gets a weekly supply of Caf-Pow free...
13. Then sabotage Tony so he can't win the contests by replacing his Caf-Pow with bourbon.
14. Tell Tony and Ziva that Bert the hippo is dying and needs both of them to give him CPR.
15. Video Tony and Ziva giving CPR to a farting toy hippo...
16. ...And put it on YouTube...
17. ...Then show Gibbs.
18. Tell the FBI that she overheard McGee make a threat on the President's life.
19. Start yelling the lyrics of Kelly's Text Message Break-Up at Director Vance randomly, pretending that he really did break up with her and it's not a song.
20. Speak only in third person for days.
21. Sob hysterically to the team how fat she is, and announce that she's going on a tofu-only diet, and that everyone else should too.
22. Flirt with every man she sees, except McGee, to see how jealous he gets.
23. Tell everyone that she is buying a real hippo.
24. Tell everyone in the team to get a tattoo...
25. ...Of Bert the hippo.
Hope you liked it. Gah, I'm in the worst mood today. The weather's crappy where I live, and it's freakin' cold. It's Australia! It's supposed to be warm! :(
Anyway... it would be great if you could read and review my other story, Thirteen NCIS Drabbles. That would be awesome, and would cheer me up.
Reviews are love!