Author's Note: I do not own Twilight. Ok, so this is a game I play with my cousins all the time. It's called "Fortunately-Unfortunately." Basically, the first person says a neutral statement, something neither fortunate nor unfortunate, like "Bob was eating pizza." The person after them starts a chain of fortunate/unfortunate statements, alternating between players. Don't worry if you're confused, hopefully this story will clear things up! Enjoy!!

3rd Person POV

Bella was visiting the Cullens one weekend and they had nothing to do, as it was very sunny outside. After flipping through several of Esme's Home Decorating magazines, Bella was getting bored. Jasper, sensing her boredom, said, "Hey guys, let's play a game."

Bella was grateful for Jasper and immediately brightened, saying "Alright. What are we going to play?"

"Please," Rose begged, "No more Truth or Dare. I've been cleaning silly-putty out of my hair for weeks."

Jasper snickered but promised, "Not Truth or Dare. Let's play Fortunately-Unfortunately."

"How do you play?" Bella asked, eager to relieve some of her boredom.

"Well, it starts with one person saying a neutral statement, then the next person says something fortunate that happens to the person, the following person says something unfortunate, and we just keep going until we have a completely crazy story. It's really fun."

"Alright," Bella agreed. "I'm in."

"Me too!" chirped Alice. She was sick of staying indoors and not being able to go shopping.

"Cool, I'll play," Emmett jumped in.

"Fine, me too," Rosalie joined.

All eyes were on Edward. This wasn't a potentially dangerous or humiliating game, so he agreed, "Sure, why not?"

"Ok, now that we have our players," Jasper began, "Who wants to start?"

"Ooh, me!" Alice shouted.

"Alright, go ahead."

"Hm…Alice Cullen went shopping. Your turn, Jazz."

"Ok…fortunately, everything Alice wanted to buy was on sale." Alice squealed at the thought. "Your turn, Edward," Jasper said.

"Unfortunately, when Alice had gotten to the parking lot, it suddenly became sunny, and she was a vampire, so she was trapped in the parking structure until it started raining again. Go ahead, Bella."

"Hm, fortunately, Alice was in Forks and didn't have to wait long until it started raining again. Emmett?"

"UNFORTUNATELY………" Emmett boomed, "When Alice had gotten into the mall and found what she wanted to buy, the cashier wouldn't sell them to her without a 'legal guardian,' she's so tiny." Alice hmphed and glared at Emmett, who was smirking.

"Alright," said Rosalie, "Fortunately, Emmett walked in at that moment so the cashier decided to sell Alice her clothes because he looked big enough."

"ACK!" shouted Emmett. "Why would I want to go shopping with ALICE?!?!"

"Hey! You know, just for that 'tiny' remark, I'm taking you next weekend."

"NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

It was Alice's turn now. "Hm…So the cashier sold me the clothes because Emmett was there? Alright, unfortunately, the store manager lady was suspicious of Emmett's huge size, since he looked so young, and immediately went to call the police because he suspected Emmett was using steroids." [I mean no offense to anyone!] Alice smirked at Emmett.

"Oh, gee, haven't heard that one before," Emmett said, rolling his eyes.

"Fortunately," began Edward, "Edward Cullen walked in, and 'dazzled' the manager into not calling the police." He smiled at Bella, who was blushing hotly.

Flustered, Bella began, "Um, unfortunately, a bunch of Twilight fangirls saw him, and mobbed all three of them, Alice, Emmett, and Edward."

"Ick. Don't remind me," Jasper said.

"Can you believe that one girl who taped her phone number on my window?" Edward said disapprovingly.

"What!" Bella exclaimed. "Where was I when this happened?"

"I saw them coming and took you shopping that day. We didn't want you to get too angry and hurt yourself."

Bella glared at Alice, who said, "Hey, come on, it could happen. Emmett?"

Emmett grinned. "Fortunately, Emmett dazzled all of them so they fainted in delight, and Alice, Edward, and Emmett managed to calmly walk away. Rose?"

"Unfortunately, the hospital the girls were taken to was Forks Hospital, and so the girls fainted once again when they saw Carlisle," Rosalie said, recalling an actual incident when some fangirl fainted when she met Carlisle.

Of course, Carlisle walked in just then and said, "Who fainted? What? Bella?"

"I went shopping," started Alice, "And now you're treating some Twilight fangirl that fainted after seeing Emmett, then you."

"I beg your pardon?"

"We're playing a game," Emmett said, "And your character caused some teenage girl to faint. Nice going, Carlisle."

"Um, sure. I'll…see you guys later."

"MY TURN!" Alice said. "You know…" she added thoughtfully, "This game is supposed to be really crazy, right? But we just had an event that actually happened. That's not very crazy."

"Are you saying we're NORMAL?" Emmett asked, shocked.

"No, just saying that we should spice things up a bit. Like….." Alice grinned evilly.

A-ha! I love this game! Any ideas on what Alice decides to make happen next? Fangirl goes nuts and begs Carlisle to sign her Twilight T-shirt? Mike Newton walks in and realizes that the fangirl is his aunt? Or maybe the girl's parents try to sue Carlisle for distracting the patient and only making her condition worse? Review review review, please!!