Drabble. Super Cool Party People. Obviously I don't own it.
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"Why do we have an attending on a kid with, while extensive, relatively superficial injuries?"
"Apparently he's some famous guy's son."
"Huntzberger? I don't recognize it."
"His dad owns the New York Times."
"Oh. Well."
"Yeah."
"What he do?"
"Jumped off a cliff."
"Jumped off a cliff?! Why?"
"Base jumping. Wasted."
"Drunk parachuting? Who honestly thinks that is a good idea?"
"From what I cobbled together from his friends, who were high as fucking kites on the med-evac ride over, incidentally, his girlfriend apparently hates him."
"Suicidal? Maybe he should have a psych consult."
"Nah. Though maybe. His tox screen showed a BAC of 0.31 and cocaine. It's a wonder he had any actual blood in his bloodstream."
"Hey, is that the girlfriend?"
"Yeah. She's been doing an awful lot of crying and pacing for someone she hates."
"Oh, look! I bet she's praying and that she'll do anything, anything at all, if only he'll wake up so she can tell him she loves him. She looks like she really does."
"Oh my God you are such a girl! We have to go. We have rounds—crap! Three minutes ago."
"But they're just so cute!"
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AN: So does anyone else think that kids who are as rich as these three are supposed to be, and got kicked out of as many boarding schools as they did, don't just drink scotch? I know it's the WB/CW, but come on.
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