one day ashley found red in her back garden
"what are you doing" said ashley
"im smoking weed evry day" said red
"ew thats disgusting it does horrible shit to your body!" she screamed. just then she had a great idea and went inside and got her potion and brewery shit together it was time to cast a spell.
MEANWHILE
wario was SPEEDING THROUGH THE CITY AT THE SPEED OF FAST LIKE HOLY SHIT LEMME TELL YA HE WAS OPEN FOR FUCKING BUSINESS! wario stopped by the cake shop.
"welcome we got cake sweets and weed" said the girl
"weed whats that" said wario
"you smoke it"
"oh ok gimme ten weeds"
the girl gave wario the weeds it only cost a dollar they were on sale because like everyone was doing it,
"yesyesyesyes" said wario and he smoked it but then he got VERY SICK AND WAFTED SO STRONG HE GOT SENT TO THE HOSPITAL!
LATER
"all better" said paine "stay away from the sweets"
"what about the weed"
"do more of that"
wario left the hospital
"bah i never do what he says im not smoking any more weed" said wario and he went home to work on that warioware and was shocked to find out that crygor added a SMOKING WEED microgame to everyones mjx!
"SHIT NO WEED IM A WEED FREE ORGANIZATION!" wario got rid of the weed and sent it to the shops.
2 HOURS LATER
2.2 not enough weed
wario was horrified when he read IGNs review of warioware weedless and he checked his gamestop account to see warioware weedless only had one purchase AND IT WAS RETURNED!
"NO! WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT" screamed wario and he punched the wall in fury. he decided to get the warioware group together to battle the weedheads but mona was on weed jimmy was on weed 9 volt was on weed ana was on weed crygor was on weed orbulon was on weed EVERYONES FUCKING ON WEED!
wario went home and found kat at his door
"wario are you on weed too" said kat
"no we gotta team up and stop the weed" said wario
"ok" said kat "where should we go first"
"i havent seen ashley yet lets go get her help ugh unless shes weed too" said wario
wario then ran to the forest and did a REALLY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG wario land level he got all the treasure and made $6000 which is $6000 more money than he made with the latest warioware game.
"wario look" said kat but wario was too busy heaving his heavy treasure "WARIO"
"wah what the fuck do you want"
"look theres smoke someones blazing weed it must be ashley"
wario got very angry
"THATS IT IM GONNA RUIN HER!" and he bust down the doors and navigated the dark long hallways of ashleys manor killibg all the flying books and grabbing the cash.
"why are we stealing from her" asked kat
"BECAUSE SHES SMOKING WEED" raged wario and he burst down the doors to see ashley casting a long spell to MAKE EVERYONE INHALE WEED
"HAHAHAHA TAKE IN THE WEED MAGGOTS" ashley laughed but wario threw her into the cauldron and she turned to smoke.
everyone was saved from weed and IGN changed their score of warioware weedless to 7.8 because there was too much water and everyone laughed at them and the game hit 99999999999999999 sales and wario was so happy.