I thought about this and started laughing so I thought I would share it with you guys. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: Me no own but I do own the idea.
Harry Potter OneShot
Hermione's, Err, Secret?
"Cool it Hermione, the world isn't going to end." Ginny glared at the girl sitting on the bed. Her older friend was on the brink of tears. The Weasley was positive in another five seconds the bookworm would start sobbing.
"B-but he walked in! A-and OHMYGOD! I'M NEVER GOING TO BE ABLE TO FACE HIM AGAIN!" Hermione wailed.
Ginny sighed. Sure enough, the brown head started bawling. "You'll get over it. He's seen me many times."
"Y-you don't understand!" Hermione turned away and buried her head into the pillow.
"Ron's a big boy. He won't let something like that scare him. If anything, it turned him on."
"GINNY!"
"Right, right. You still need to relax."
"But he walked in and it was all over the bed and floor! And I was- I was-" She started crying again.
Giving up, Ginny walked over to her mentally unstable friend and patted her on the shoulder. "If you want I'll talk to him-"
"NO! Don't you dare," she hissed.
Ginny shrugged her shoulders and started for the door. "Fine. I'll go and leave you to willow in your sorrow."
The door closed and Hermione sighed. "Why, of all people, did he have to walk in right then?" she wailed before bursting into tears once again.
Over in the boy's dormitory, Ron, and Harry were sitting on Ron's bed. Harry stared at his friend with a look of utter disbelief.
"So, you walked in and you saw Hermione doing what?" Harry asked with a small blush on his cheeks.
Ron's face could have been mistaken as a tomato at that point. "She was, well you know…" he waved his hands around to emphasize.
"B-but…you really saw her doing that?"
Ron nodded, looking anywhere but his friend.
"Wow…I never knew Hermione ever did that." Harry shook his head.
"I know," Ron said finally looking at Harry. "I couldn't believe it either."
"So then what did you do?"
"I was too shocked to move."
"So you just stared at her?!"
"I didn't know what else to do! You would have stared too!"
"You could have- Oh never mind. So tell me exactly what you saw again."
Ron sighed. "I was going to ask Hermione for homework help so I went to her dormitory. I knocked on the door and walked in. And Hermione was…she was…well…dancing…around to some Muggle song while in her underwear." His face went bright red once again. "She must have been trying on different kinds of underwear cause they were all over the bed and the floor. She didn't know I was there until she turned around and- yeah…"
Harry whistled. "Wow. I never imagined Hermione would dace around in her underwear."
Both boys looked at each other and silently agreed to never speak about this ever again.
Hehe. C'mon! What girl has not done that? I know I have. I will eat my sock if someone tells me that they've never doen this before.
TCT ;3
"Cap'n! We'll never get through there alive!"
"Tell me somthing I don't know."
"Okay, we're gonna die."
"... I thought I told you to tell me something I DIDN'T know!"