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The One Where Emma is Gone
In the coffeehouse, Ross, Rachel, and Joey are talking
Joey: I'm telling you, I can do this, you know Emma loves her uncle Joey! Come on, just let me try.
Ross: We know you want to, but we want to leave her at Monica's, since she's more…….
Rachel: responsible, and you can come over and help her.
Joey: But, hey, if she goes to Monica's, she'll sleep the whole time, Monica is so bor…
Monica and Chandler come in.
Monica: I'M BORING!
Joey: No, no, no um…..I was saying boringly funny!
Rachel: Joey, I don't think that makes sense.
Monica: I'm responsible and fun!!
Ross: Guys come on, we don't want what happened at Thanksgiving again.
Joey: But look on the bright side, your not dead!
Chandler: Yes Joe we can all see that.
Joey: Come on guys, just give me a chance.
Rachel: Well okay, fine, it's alright with me.
Ross: Yeah I guess.
End of scene.
Joey is in his apartment with Emma, when the doorbell rings.
Joey: Just a minute, I gotta baby in here!
Voice form the door: Help, it's an emergency!!
Joey gets up and goes to the door, a distraught woman is on her knees.
Joey: Are you okay? I better go get Monica!
Woman: No, no, I just need a Tylenol and a phone.
Joey: Well, in that case. How you doin?
Woman: Excuse me?!
Joey: Oh sorry, right the phones right there, and I'll go across the hall to get the tylenol. Oh, can you watch Emma for a second?
Woman: Who?
Joey: Oh, the baby, sorry. What's your name?
Woman: Grace, Grace McMurphey. Sure.
Joey runs across the hall.
Joey: Hey, Mon, do you have a Tylenol?
Monica: Yeah sure, your head bothering you? Wait, who's watching Emma?
Joey: Oh, I'm fine, the tylenol's for Grace, she's watching Emma.
Monica: Joey! Get back in there.
She shoves the Tylenol in his hand, and pushes him out the door.
Back in Joey's apartment.
Grace: Oh, you're back. Thank god! Emma started to cry and looked tired, so I put her in her crib.
Joey: Oh thanks, I'll go check on her.
Joey sees the back of Emma's head and a lump under a blanket.
Grace: Thanks for everything! I've really gotta go.
End of scene.
Rachel comes in to Joey's apartment.
Rachel: So Joey, how'd it go?
Joey: Great! She's been sleeping for a while now.
Rachel: Oh okay, I'll go check on her.
Joey opens the fridge and stares in it, when he hears Rachel scream.
Rachel: Oh my god! Oh my god!
Joey: What? What?
Rachel: Where's Emma?
Joey: She's in her crib, Joey walks in to Rachel's room. Right here, see.
Rachel: It's a doll!!
Joey: Oh my god! The lady took Emma!
Rachel: WHAT! YOU LET A LADY TAKE MY BABY!
Joey: Ummmm, she was only alone with her for like a minute.
Rachel: YOU LEFT EMMA WITH A STRANGER, ALONE!!
Joey: I was getting her a Tylenol.
Rachel: So you left Emma alone with her!! Joey, you are in soo much trouble.
The phone rings and Rachel runs to pick it up.
Voice: If you want your baby back, you'll have to pay.
A baby is crying in the back round.
End of episode.