Thank you to Wolfstorm7, who alerted me that it's against the Guidelines to do a script. This used to be a script, but I altered it. So, enjoy!

Welcome to the DR, or the Discussion Room. Imagine a small room where any cat from anywhere can come to meet with other warriors, dead or alive, old or young, to discuss and debate and tease each other. Imagine what they could say to each other if only they had the time.

We join Bluestar, Yellowfang, and Jayfeather sitting in the DR

Bluestar nudged Jayfeather. "So, how's everything going down there in the ol' Clans?"

Jayfeather gave her a funny look. "Haven't you been watching???" he asked.

Bluestar and Yellowfang laughed. "No, and StarClan have been pretty useless for the entire POT series!"

Jayfeather rolled his eyes. "Got that right, AND ANOTHER THING--"

"Jayfeather, calm yourself!" Yellowfang exclaimed, stepping in between Bluestar and the young medicine cat. She smacked him across the face. Jayfeather rolled his eyes again.

"I can't I wasn't born with self control!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Bluestar smirked. "Wow, no self control and no sight? That sucks." Then Yellowfang smacked her.

"Watch your tongue!"

"Sorry." The old leader rubbed her nose indignantly.

Yellowfang wasn't finished. "You know very well that Jayfeather has no problem with having no sight. Duh!!"

Jayfeather growled, "Why are we talking about me like I'm not here?"

Yellowfang and Bluestar regarded him with superiority. "Because you are the youngest of the three of us."

"Yeah," agreed Bluestar, "so it's our job to treat you like a kit!"

Jayfeather bared his teeth. "Fine, then I'll just go get someone who's younger than me!! Oh, Blossomkit!!!"

He whisked out of the DR and scooped Blossomkit out of the nursery, returning with the young kit's scruff in his jaws. Bluestar and Yellowfang exchanged a look.

Jayfeather dropped an affronted Blossomkit.

"What do you want?! I was plotting to take over the clans--I mean--taking a nap!!!"

All three older cats gave her an extremely odd look. Jayfeather said, "Ok... creepy, much."

Blossomkit piped up, "Jayfeather can I be your apprentice????"

Jayfeather still seemed cautious. "I was actually going to ask you about that.... but now you just told everyone that you were plotting to take over the clans... so..."

Blossomkit whined, "But I'm so cute!!!"

Jayfeather rolled his eyes yet again. Cuteness had no effect on him.

Yellowfang stepped forward. "Who is this, Jayfeather?"

Bluestar jumped to her paws. "Yeah, who is this, Jayfeather?"

"Stop copying me!"

Jayfeather sighed. "This is Blossomkit, one of Millie and Graystripe's"

"Hi!" Blossomkit squeaked.

Bluestar narrowed her eyes, memories of Tigerclaw flashing through her eyes. "Did you just say you wanted to take over the clans???"

Blossomkit blushed. "Oops. I let the cat out of the bag… Bye!"

Blossomkit scurried out of the Discussion Room, back to the safety of Millie, who would never believe Jayfeather if he told her that Blossomkit was evil... but she was... dun dun DUUUN.

Jayfeather was too busy giggling to himself anyway. The DR door slammed shut. "Hahaha! 'Cat out of the bag'—it's a pun!!" He looked at Yellowfang and Bluestar eagerly.

"Since when do puns amuse YOU?!" Yellowfang chuckled.

Jayfeather's eyes immediately darkened with the insult. "What is that supposed to mean?"

Bluestar snorted. "Well, you are a humorless pig-headed grumpy puss!" Jayfeather began to bristle.

"Am not!"

Yellowfang snickered. "Are too!"

Bluestar also snickered. "D2."

Yellowfang purred, "Hahaha! …R2D2… like from Star Trek? Anyone??"

Jayfeather took a deep breath, clearly a whisker away from losing his patience. "Real mature, guys..."

Thus ends our first DR session.