"Senator? We are waiting for your speech on the trade-federation!" The senator from Ryloth eagerly asked
"Oh daymn!" Palpatine hissed under his breath "I left my speech in my Sith Robe pocket!"
"ROAR!" A Wookiee Senator screamed out, and the Hoth representative started a chant. "We want the speech, give it to us now or we chuck you on a beach!"
Every Senator in the room started to copy this really LAME saying, Senator Palpatine was trying to think up ways to delay the speech a little longer, he thought of something!
"The toilet is calling me, as when I stand on a toilet I am high on pot! The toilet is saying: Dude! You need to sit on me and do your buisness!" he suddenly blurted out.
"Wha?" Senator Bail Organa screeched "That was a really bad lie"
Senator decided to sing a song, "I'm a big fat woogey booger!" he started to hop on one leg and wave his arms in the arm "I hop and I sneeze, I am big fat woogey booger and you'll never escape me!"
"This is nonsense!" The Senator from Endor shouted in fury.
"Eye Eye Eye Eye, and this is the nose and this is the mouth!" Palpatine started to point to his eyes, nose and mouth. "Today on Jerry Springer, 'I am a Sith disgused as a Senator!' he exclaimed "People I am a sith! Darth Sidious!" he shouted
"Yer Right!" some Senators started to throw rocks and pens at the Nabooian Senator "Now leave Sithish Senator!"
Palpatine left and put on his Sith Robes, he walked back into the Senate
and started to read his speech... "Fellow citizens of the Republic, I suggest
a war is started against the Trade Federation, as they have very good Battle
Droids now unlike when I died they had Storm Troopers! I also like how
now we prefer yellow ships over
X-Wings! I think that Gungans are stupider than Ewoks and should have
never been allowed to help us form a gang!"
"Wesa not agreeing to anythinga tilla yousa show us-a somea contracts!" Jar Jar shouted
"How do you know about the future?" Bail Organa shouted
"I watched the Trilogy!" Palpatine roared in laughter "Anakin is going to kill all the Jedi, he is going to blow up Alderaan, while his daughter watches and he's going to chop his sons arm off!" he paused "His daughter will fall in love with a smuggler, oh and I forgot something... Anakin is going to marry Queen Amidala when she is a senator and will be breaking the Jedi Code, he will let the anger boil up and he will kill all the Tusken Raiders that harmed his mother! On top of that he will have two battle stations and Count Dooku has the plans for them... THE DEATH STAR!!!!!!!!"
"Thanks for ruining the future for us!" A Twi'Lek senator from Ryloth shouted
"Anakin is going to be a Sith called Darth Vader and he will destroy the SENATE!" Palpatine finnished
***THE END***