hello there everyone! c: well here we finally are, jewel who and the 2-faced empress of trickery! :D don't let the name fool you, this story will probably be a little more adult than the last (but still fall under t rating!) :( but we're finally going to continue the story of henna' s and the doctor' sdaughter jewelstone or jewel for short! i've been super excited about this but i had some difficulty getting it done, my younger brother broke my laptop keyboard and my older brother moved in with his new family, i've been swamped but everythngs going super well! c: so to make up for the massive silence i'm updating my other 2 stories as well as posting this one! c: no pressure to read the others, though! please enjoy!
chapter one: in her bloodcurdling
hi my name is jewelstone opal who. i am fifteen years old and have a special ability but i am not ready to tell you what yet. my parents are henna who and doctor who. my stepsiblings/friends are amy and rory. my grandparents are aurora, hyacitnth, ruby, onyx, the master, and the rani. i was a normal happy child until one day...
"hello precious daughter i made lunch for you" said mom.
"oh thanks mom" i said "you can leave it outside the bathroom im not done in there yet"
"ok" i heard and mom set the plate down outside the door.
i went back to shaving my legs. but i accidentally nickd myself.
"shewt," i said in my dad's accent. i reached for some toilet paper just like my pa had showed me... but my cut magically healed itself and stopped bleeding!
"what the?!" i gasped. "mom?! MOM!?"
and so it went.
that night we all had a chat about my new found ability. except rory he was eating chips.
"theah ees owenluy ohn eexplanashun" said the doctor "yew... muy daowtah... ah a blewdbendah"
"a bloodbender?" i asked "what is that?"
"eet ees samwan whew can contreul blewd. eet ees a veery powafo geeft, bat wan that neads special teeching. thankfullay, i gnoeuehw someone whew can healp as"
"who doctor" mom asked and i sighed from the bad pun.
"heah nayme ees... leen bayfowng"
"well we better get moving" said mom.
we all ran to the new tardis control panel room and dad started flipping switches and pressing buttons and running around like a mad man nothing was working.
"whuy eesent eet wurkang?!" he cried. he then got frustrated and took out his weanie. he tried to find the control over ride which required the new tardis owners weanie to be stuck inside a keyhole and he found it and shioved his pecker in but it didnt work! "DAHN EET EET EES STEAUL SET TEW THE LAST OWNAHS WEANAY!" he screamed and started banging his weanie into the controls out of frustration.
"honey dont do that, youll hurt yourself" said mom. "use me instead"
dad put mom on the control counter and started ramming her. i averted my eyes to give them privacy but rory just stared with his mouth open. dad was forcing his mancumber so far into moms subway station i was sure he could reach her small i9ntestine. she screamed in happiness and suddenly THE NEW TARDIS STARTED MAKING ITS WHOOSHING SOUNDS!
"eets feexed!" the doctor said "BUT IM SURE NOT!" he said and finished making love to mom.
i got a little sad. no one has ever asked to make love to me before. i still didn't have a boyfriend. maybe i would meat one someday?
"ohkaey, weah heah" said dad and let mom down from the controls. we left the new tardis and stepped out into republic city to find lin beifong. lots of people were walking around because it was a city and cities have lots of people (thats how it always looks when i go to one). we walked up to an old man.
"excouse mea, dew yew knoeuw wheah officah leen bayfoung ees?" asked dad
"heh? whats that sonny?" asked the old man bringing a funnel up to his ear.
"I SED, EXCYOUSE MEAH, WHEAH EES OFFICAH BAYFAOUNG"
"shes at the officers building" said the old man.
"thank yew. lets gouew" said dad and we went to the officer building.
outside the officer building there were tow lion statues eating doughnuts. we went inside and saw a middle aged woman wearing green reading some papers.
"i'll get you someday... if its the last thing i do" she said, clenching her fist.
"leen baifowng?" asked dad.
lin turned around. "doctor! its been so long!" she said and grabbed dad and dipped him and gave him a huge sloppy kiss and grabbed his winky!
"GET OFF OF HIM YOU PORKY BITCH!" cried mom and ripped lin off of dad.
"dont touch me, you crazy slut!" shouted lin.
"gerls, gerls, pleause!" dad cried. "lin, what ah yew dewang? uy brewke ap weeth yew. thees ees muy wuyfe, heanah, and owah daowtah, jouwalstewne, and owah coumpaneons, amey and rourey."
"nice to meet you, except you, henna." said lin scowling.
"likewise." said mom.
"sorrey, muy luff. i went owt weeth hah befo we got married." said dad.
"its okay honey" said mom and kissed his cheek.
"ugh so what do you people want?" asked lin
"owah daowtah has lerned she ees a blewdbendah" said dad. "we nead yew tew train hah."
"hah!" lin laughed in dads face and some spit got on him. "after everything you've done to me, you expect me to train your spawn in the art of bloodbending? get real."
"pleauyse" dad said, begging. "she has a geeft, and yoewre the owenyly one"
"you're going to have to make the deal sweeter than that." lin hissed, bending and grabbing dads tie. "i want... YOUR WEANIE!"