Lauren's quotes of the year 3
Happy 18th dear.
"All
day, all I got was "LAUREN- SEE YOU IN HELL!"
...
am I that horrible?
I don't think so."
"I
feel ill.
I
have Politics homework that is actually impossible.
I
have a friend who I want to stab.
And
the world is apparently ending tomorrow."
Remember this: .?id_document=96117#documents_portfolio
"THEY'RE DATING, I TELL YOU :P"
"I'm doing some stupid database thing in ICT where I have to make up customers, and one is called Dana Fillion because I felt the need to marry them off ^_^"
"I loved her pies."
"*is blind*"
"My internet is being stupid and I'm distracted by men's favourite sexual positions."
"I apologise for the random history lesson in the middle, but it... it was necessary? Yeah. Let's say that it was necessary x]"
"I'd refer you to a psychiatrist if you were seriously considering letting him pee in your mouth."
"But when it's PRETENDY FUN TIEMS (yes, I like to write that in caps) or on TV, then it's okay"
"Teehee, I wrote pissy-taking the first time xD"
"Sex, sleep, sex, sleep, sex, sleep, sex, sleep, sex, sleep, sex, sleep, sex, sleep, sex, sleep, sex, sleep, sex, sleep, sex, sleep, sex, sleep, sex, sleep, sex, sleep, sex, sleep, sex, sleep, sex, sleep, sex, sleep, sex, sleep, sex, sleep, sex, sleep, sex, sleep, sex, sleep, sex, sleep, sex, sleep, sex, sleep, sex, sleep, sex, sleep, sex, sleep, sex, sleep, sex, sleep, sex, sleep, sex, sleep, sex, sleep, sex, sleep, sex, sleep, sex, sleep, sex, sleep, sex, sleep, sex, sleep, sex, sleep, sex, sleep, sex, sleep, sex, sleep, sex, sleep, sex, sleep. I AM TIRED. DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN. And you... know a lot about that position xD LYL 33 xxxxxxxxx"
""WTF WERE YOU THINKING, HARDWICKE? YOU FAIL AT LIFE!"."
"And he's all "You're a hopeless romantic" and I'm like *drools over keyboard like an idiot*"
"I went, I saw, I ate, and I talked about random stuff for an hour and a half."
"IamsadlyaddictedtoMileyCyrusinanyshapeorform. Except when she's taking suggestive pictures."
"My brain's initial reaction was "DO NOT WANT"."
LMFAO! I just found this and thought of you: ./_aKvoaQMKkUY/SimlkvzcqII/AAAAAAAADz8/dL6PEeAVk3k/s400/Elizabeth+Reaser+Candid+Twilight+Upskirt+Pictures+.com+elizabeth_reaser_upskirt_
LOL&this one: .
Okay, now you're going to get bombarded with nakedness from sexy peoples. I would say I'm sorry…but I'm not xD
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What a big gun you have: .
YAY: .
Remember, A poodle crawled on his chest and died?: /gallery_
COOOOR: ./1358/1092234080_829bf207b0_
I still say Gary Sinise is hot xD: .
Yum Yum: .com/images/harrison_ford_
My mum went school with him ^_^:.
More yum: ./_qC7hd0NK_dc/Rt_803LTr6I/AAAAAAAACQE/ABsGVXtsCTU/s400/Honest_
Saving the best til last:
Okay, I think that's all I can really find that's worth your time lol.
Hope you have a good day and what not.
Don't get too drunk ;)
I know you wont…but I'm just warning you anyways.
Love you more than potatoes love soil :D
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