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BY: BRITTANI AND KRISTEN
The doctors looked vey sexy, And
Link grew even more jealous. "WHAT THE FRENCH TOAST DID YOU DO TO
HER!!!!!!!!!!!? ARE YOU PLANNING ON SHAVING HER?!?!?!?!?! WHAT DID
SHE EVER DO TO YO MAMA!?!?!" Link screamed as loud as he could, it
awoke all of the resting patients, and awoke newborn babies from
their rest so they got up and karate chopped him down the steps. Link
made the hospitable go from shiny and spanking new, to crazy-go-nuts
and DIRTY. Link stood there staring into the eye of the tiger with
tears in his glass eyes, 'Pie……pie…..? 'Link thought
silently. Zelda was crazy for the doctors, especially when they took
her from Link and put her down in the bed screaming. They pulled Link
away and tried to get him out. Link was dancing and stomping on the
ant. He was really upset at Zelda, who was shooing him away. The
doctors got Link out of the room and locked the doors and closed
early, the sign said DO NOT DISTURB. Link humped and banged on the
door almost making it fall, he was just about to draw a sun and tear
off his clothes until he heard a voice say "Yes? May I help you, if
u knows what I mean?" It was a man's voice. "YES, YES I DO NEED
HELP IF I KNOW WHAT U MEAN!!!!!!!!!! LET ME IN PLEASE!!!" Link told
the nurse. "What is your gender?" The chubby man asked. "I NEED
TO SAVE THE GIRL FROM GETTING LAID!!!!"Link replied eagerly.
"…Uh…Well you have fun with that mister… But what does that
have to do with me 'helping u' if u know what I mean?" "I
don't know what u means," replied link as he struggled to draw a
horsey on the door. "If I don't save her shell have someone
else's babies! Someone…sexier!!" "I think u deserve it for
turning me down…" the doctor whimpered. "Never!!!" Link cried
as he did the worm. "Wow!!!!! That was sexy!!!!!" screamed the
gay man. "Thanks a lot…" said link sarcastically. He then took
out a tootsie pop and eated it. The man thought that was sexier. "Oh
yes! Ill let u in!"
The man let link inside the room, only to
find that Zelda was eating cereal with the sexy doctor.
THE END!!!!