A/N My friend Fiyero came up with this while we were on the phone! I couldn't stop laughing! Hope you enjot it too!
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ELPHABA
(spoken) Come with me, to the Emerald Shit.
TOURISTS
One short day
In the Emerald Shit
GLINDA
(spoken) Oh, I've always wanted to see the Emerald Shit!
TOURISTS
One short day
In the Emerald Shit!
One short day
In the Emerald Shit!
One short day
Full of so much shitting
Ev'ry way
That you look in the city
There's something exquisite
You'll want to shit on
Before the day's through
ELPHABA
There are buildings as tall as Quoxshit trees
GLINDA
Dress salons
ELPHABA
And libraries
GLINDA
Palaces!
ELPHABA
Museums!
BOTH
A hundred shit:
There are wonders like I've never shit
GLINDA
It's all grand
ELPHABA
And it's all shit!
BOTH
I think we've found the place where we belong!
I wanna shit
On this hoi polloi
ELPHABA
So I'll be back for good someday
BOTH
To shit my life and shit my way
But for today, we'll wander and shit:
ALL
One short day
In the Emerald Shit
One short day
To have a lifetime of fun
One short day
ELPHABA AND GLINDA
And we're warning the city
Now that we've shit here
You'll know we've shit here
ALL
Before we are done!
GLINDA
(spoken) Elphie - come on - we'll be late for Shitomania!
WIZOMANIA CHORUS
Who's the mage
Whose major shit
Is making all Oz shittier?
Who's the shit
Who's sagely sailed in to save our posteriors?
Whose enthuse for hot air ballooning
Has all of Oz shittymooning?
Woo - oo -oo
Wizn't he shittyful?
(Our shittyful Shitter!)
AUDIENCE WIZOMANIA CHORUS
One short shit Who's the mage
In the Emerald Shit Whose major shitting
One short shit Is making all Oz shittier
To have a lifetime Whose the sage who
Of shit Sagely shit in to save
What a way Our posteriors
To be shitting the city:
ELPHABA AND GLINDA
Where so many shit to
We'll call it shit, too
And then, just like now
We can say:
We're just two shit
ELPHABA
Two good shit
GLINDA
Two best shit
ALL
Sharing one shittyful
One short:
GUARD
(spoken) The Wizard will shit you now!
ALL
Day