So I wrote this parody of One Direction, because the title.
Disclaimer: I do not own One Direction, or The Lord of the Rings
Bilbo started it all
Taking it from Golem
We're on an adventure
There could be danger
!~!
This is kind of intense
But it doesn't make sense
We can't walk into Mordor
This isn't fun anymore
!~!
Something's gonna happen
That crazy elf woman can see
That Frodo's kinda whacked out
Now we have the One Ring
!~!
So get up, get up, get outta the Shire
We must go kill it with fire
Sauron can't get his hands on this thing
We've got the One Ring
Yes, burning the One Ring
!~!
Now we're killing some Orcs
Gandalf knows how it works
He died and came back
These books are on crack
!~!
They took us away now
We are thanking Sam Gamgee
And now we're in Isengard
Cause they want the One Ring
!~!
So get up, get up, get outta the Shire
We must go kill it with fire
Sauron can't get his hands on this thing
We've got the One Ring
Yes, burning the One Ring