How do I feel about Hyperdimension Neptunia?

There are the girls, but...

I feel that with a Male protagonist, the game COULD be better (Sorry, I'm not too much a fan of Yuri)


STORY

Hisagane Noble (Lost Pause reference) is just your average gamer, he is an RPG professional player, but with a little twist: Instead of fighting with weapons, he fights with his own hands. So when he defeats someone with a weapon like a blade or gun, it is very surprising. He did lost some fights, but he didn't care, he only cared about the fun he had while playing the games. While playing one of his RPGs, he finds an item which leads him to Gamindustri. He creates some problems with the monsters of the world (Weak, BTW) and, eventually, meets the Four CPUs and their friends. After that, it's a harem that will never even end!


Since you know how PERVERTED the game AND anime is, this story is M.

Besides, I know you didn't make any replies already, but don't complain about my M-rated stories. They're MINE, I can do WHATEVER I WANT on them!
(That sounded creepy...)


If you want a battle song, sorry but... I'll stick with "Cat Food" by Hatsune... LOL


This is gonna be crazy! I am ready to fight this guy!

"Bring it ON!"

We start the battle and I'm already advancing into the guy! He dodges some of my punches, but he doesn't expect the kicks, so that's one advantage for me. He tries to swing his sword into me, but I acrobatically avoid it, flipping myself backwards.

"Try harder!" I tease him, the next moment, he pulls out his gun and tries to shoot me down, but I'm just too fast for him! I make various acrobatic movements to avoid the bullets, and make various combo hits on him. He was almost out of health, so I prepared myself.

"Special!" I shouted "Kicking...HAVOC!" I throw myself at him, before he could react, I'm already kicking the hell out of him, draining his HP until it's 0

BATTLE END!

VICTORIOUS: NOBLEFIGHTER61!

That was my Lobby name.

"YES!"

My name is Hisagane Noble, and I'm a pro at RPG Fighting!


HYPERDIMENSION NEPTUNIA
FIGHTING FOR THE GAMING FUTURE

Chapter 1: Gamindustri, the world of gaming.


Of course, I don't stay myself in the games very long, as much as I like playing my RPGs, I prefer staying outside as well, that's why I take various walk through town so I can keep myself distracted with something else OTHER than gaming.

(Play here: "Weekender Girl" by Hatsune Miku)

Let me introduce myself again, my name is Hisagane Noble, I'm 19 years old and I'm a RPG addict. One of the best there is, actually.

The most interesting fact about me is that, while all of the other players have weapons to aid them in battles, the weapons I use are mostly my own hands and legs, that's why I have custom items that can power up my kicks and punches, I also learned some magic based attacks, so I can't stay only close-range.

You could say I'm not a one-trick-pony.

But even if I am one of the best, I prefer to be called as just another RPG player, because I don't play for success, or to be someone in life, I just play because it's fun. It's fun to walk around in a world you could wish it was real, and it is! Only virtually real... It's fun to get a lot of experience and try to be liked in the world, but I just want to be someone else that likes RPG. I just want to live normally, I just want to battle, I just want to have friends, and I have friends, virtual AND real.

Today I was just taking a stroll through my town, my cellphone in hand. I was not playing any games, I wanted to distract myself to how beautiful the city looked.

The world right now is on a struggle, four companies that make games are battling each other on what the people call "Console Wars".

(BE WARNED! THESE ARE NOT COMMERCIAL USES OK?!)

1ST COMPANY:
SEGA

SEGA was know for their greatest game they made back in those ancient years of 19XX, there were various promising and famous titles among them, but SEGA also made consoles. When the 21st century started, they could only make games, but now, in 22XX they started AGAIN making very High-Tech consoles.

2ND COMPANY:
SONY

Sony Entertainment is mostly known for their prized console: The PlayStation. It started in 19XX with the PS1, PS is the abbreviation for Sony's famous console. After that, it came the PS2, and then the PS3, PS4... Now in 22XX, they launched the PS8.

3RD COMPANY:
MICROSOFT

Microsoft is famous enough for it's creation, the computer, because of their software: Windows.
But Microsoft is also on the gaming department, with the XBOX. They started with the original in the start of the 21st century, then came the XBOX360 and after that, the XBOX ONE. In 22XX, they made the XBOX1080, using the most advanced Virtual Reality technology.

4TH COMPANY:
NINTENDO

Nintendo was well known for their Mario games back in the 19th and 20th centuries. In the 21st, the released two very awesome consoles! The Wii and the Wii-U. Here in 22XX, they still have difficulty in increasing memory capacity, but working together with Microsoft led to the launch of the Wii-Box, something similar to the XBOX ONE, only thing is, keeping the Controllers as motion-based as ever!

These four companies are battling each other to dominate the likings of everyone. Me? I don't really think this console war is going to give them profits, more like give them financial troubles.

To speak the truth, about consoles, I have ALL of the four companies' series of consoles. From the ancients PS1 and SEGA 32X, to the modern consoles that allow you to be IN the game! I have a taste for everything!

Recently, I bought a new SEGA Console: The Neptune. It is based on their cancelled console SEGA Neptune, which combined the 32X and the Genesis in one.

This time, they received help from all the other companies to make the console, now, the SEGA Neptune is a mix of the Playstation, XBOX, Wii AND the classic SEGA consoles altogether!

That is what I would like to see in the future: The companies all helping out each other without worrying about competition or anything, consoles are made so that people can have FUN, not to compete against each other!

I finished my morning walk and was now coming back to my apartment. Hell, you could say it was a mansion! Because of how big it is!

I don't have a taste for only ONE console, I have all of them, from all companies.

Right now, the consoles I have been using a lot were the PS8, the XBOX1080, the Wii-Box and the recently new SEGA Neptune, I like to call it only Neptune because saying it belongs to SEGA is not smart, ALL the companies made the console, so they DESERVE respect!

Anyway, right now, I went for the XBOX1080, I was playing another RPG game.

Although I like to play RPGs, I have various other games that don't focus necessarily in adventure. There are racing games, shooting games, action games, movement games and various others, but I have mostly RPG.


Sometime later...


I was walking around the virtual reality of one of my RPGs, that RPG was exclusive for the XBOX1080, when suddenly, I came across a very interesting object.

"A button?" It was a random button, covered in the brushes. The game responded to my discovery:

You found: Dimensional Jumper

...What.

"What the hell is this called again...?" Dimensional Jumper? Hah! What, is that going to transport me into the game or something? I think that as I press the button...

Well aren't I a psychic? After my avatar in the game pressed the button, him and ME started to shine a lot, A LOT.

"Hey! WHAT'S GOING ON?!" I shouted to no one in particular, just letting myself be washed away to somewhere else...


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..."Ugh..."

I awoke with a start, and tried to open my eyes. All I could see was blurry, but I guess I was watching the sky, because everything is so blue...

"Am I outdoors?" I asked myself, I tried to get up, but I couldn't keep standing. So I had to sit down, my vision came back...

I was in a green field, much like my RPG games...

Am I inside the game?

"Wow... That's... New...?" I asked myself "I never knew I could do that in these new-generation consoles..."

Actually, I don't think it was the consoles, I think it was that random button I pressed... Oh well...


"Where am I?" I was now walking a little through the field, right there, nothing new, but then... I found something... or someplace actually...

"Is that an Arena?" There was concrete on the floor, but no crowds or anything, hell, that's not even a stadium, it's just a random concrete place, you know, like a park or something. I moved myself over there, but nothing happened...

At least not yet...

"Hey!" someone else spoke. I turned around to find...

...A girl? What? Well, the most interesting aspect of her is her choice of clothes...

Seriously, I've seen battle armors before, but this is just overboard... It's too revealing...

"Who are you?" The girl has Twin-Tail black hair, red eyes that can give NIGHTMARES to anyone who messes with her, and a body... Well... I'll leave that to your imagination...

"Why? Am I not allowed here?" I teasingly asked "I was just playing another RPG when I found this button, and now I'm here. Is there something wrong with that?"

"WHAT? You insolent!" The girl responded "You shall not defy Black Heart! One of the Goddesses of gaming!"

"Oh... You're one of THESE guys, who think they're very good at video-games!" She looked like she wasn't kidding, but seriously... Can you stop me from teasing her?

"Alright! That does it!" She prepared her weapon "You shall feel my pain, Player!"

That made my eyes sparkle, astonishing her.

"Girl, you don't know what you just started!" I said before entering my fighting stance.


CLIFF-FUCKING-HANGER!