Harry Potter and the horcruxes

By: Us.

Chapter One: the 3 L's

Harry was sitting in his room crying over Dumbleydores death, and that he never got lucky with Ginny. He was a writing a letter to Ron that was covered in tears and a piece of bubblegum.

The letter Read:

Dear Ron,

You are so lucky that you got lucky with Lavender. Ginny and I never got passed 2nd base. We almost got to third base, but professor Snape walked on us and asked if he could join in. Draco was being a meany and said I am "The-Boy-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Laid". Oh well we really do need to get those horcrux thingys but I don't feel like it. WHY DO I HAVE TO!? Why couldn't it be someone whose smarter like.. Hermione.. No one would notice if she died. Except lover boy Viktor Krum That's right I saw them after the Yule Ball, in a hot tub. They didn't see me though because I still had my invisibility cloak from when I was spying on Cho changing in her dorm. I mean… .ummmm…. Hermione?… no….Ginny …..no…um..I… mean…..Draco? Yeah, Draco…wait…umm…I'M STRAIT! I'm the friggin chosen one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Still cooler than you,

Harry!

Then he gave the letter to Hedwig and yeah gave it to Ron. Then Ron sued Harry for talking about his sister like that. Ron couldn't afford a lawyer so then he just dropped the charges and they got on with there lives. That lasted about an hour or so then harry sent another letter to Ron and Hermione asking them to quote: "Get there butts over here and start kicking some Ass- That- Must- Not- Be- Named..."