Hi everyone! This story is a request for Zaku or Jessica. Its her really early birthday present, and she's writing me a fan fiction so we traded - Hope you enjoy!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except my wonderful ideas and a bag of Jewish cookies…yay?
The inside lingo had me at hello
And we go where the money goes
A figure walked slowly up to the gates of Konoha, listening for any sounds of movement. A creaking sound, made the figure wince, and back into a bush slowly.
"Shouldn't you be paying attention?" The figure's ears twitched, hearing one of the guards ask the other abruptly.
"No, it isn't like someone is going to come waltzing through those gates." The other answered, leaning back in his chair. The figure frowned, and it stepped from the shadows.
"So now I'm a no one. Oh, boy do I fell loved." The figure, put its hand on its hip, and smirked. The guards jumped up alarmed, and bowed quickly.
"I can't believe two people like you are Anbu! Sheesh you couldn't even tell I was here."
"We weren't expecting you so soon Zaku." Kotetsu Hagane replied rapidly, changing the subject. Zaku Uchiha sighed and flipped her black hair over her shoulder.
"And you don't have an injury on you." Genma Shiranui said sitting back down.
"Why do you two always point out the obvious?" Zaku asked her voice rising, clearly irritated. She fiddled with her two red barrettes, which held back her blue bangs. The two men stayed quiet.
"Besides it was an easy mission." She adjusted her backpack. Kotetsu's mouth dropped open.
"You thought the assassination of one the most powerful people in our bingo book…" Genma interrupted Kotetsu, "was easy?" Zaku scowled.
"Once again, you two idiots are pointing out the obvious, and I am standing before you am I not?" With that said Zaku waved, and began to walk to the Hokage's place.
The two men looked at Zaku's retreating back and at one another.
"She's stranger than Sasuke." Genma mumbled, looking at the stack of books they would have to take to the Hokage soon. Kotetsu nodded knowingly, closing his eyes and leaning back to take another nap.
Zaku knocked hard on Tsunade's door. She heard Tsunade sigh with a hint of frustration in it, and told her to come in. Tsunade looked up from a blue folder, which probably contained information about another mission, and her eyes went slightly wide.
"Zaku?" She asked standing up.
"The one and only, Hokage-sama" Zaku smiled brightly, taking a bow. Shizune picked up TonTon and left the room, closing the door behind her.
Tsunade still had that same shocked expression as she sat down.
"Zaku that mission was supposed to take at least five weeks and you were only gone for six days…how is that possible?" She asked stamping something on a folder that contained Zaku's mission reports, and the mission request itself. Zaku shrugged and Tsunade gave her a stern look.
"He wasn't as tough as everyone said he was. Heck I think he was pretty weak."
"You said that about me." Zaku and Tsunade turned their heads towards the corner of the room. Zaku smiled and dropped her back pack. A girl stood up straight and walked over to Zaku. Zaku embraced her friend and chuckled.
"Ah, dear Sitama you proved me wrong though." She laughed, and turned back to Tsunade. Sitama Uzumaki walked behind Tsunade's desk and grabbed a pink clipboard.
"Sakura left this." Sitama saluted to Zaku and disappeared, smiling stupidly.
"She leaves just as quickly as she comes." Tsunade mumbled, placing her head in her palm.
"She has been popping in and out of here all day. It's getting annoying." Tsunade smiled, and looked at Zaku.
"You can go home now Zaku. Sasuke might be doing something stupid." Tsunade chuckled, waving as Zaku disappeared in a poof.
Zaku dropped her dark purple backpack on the wood floor, and slipped off her shoes.
"Sasuke, Kaytari, I'm home!" Zaku turned her attention to the kitchen, when she heard a dish fall and break. Kaytari came tumbling out of the kitchen, wrapping her hand in a towel. Zaku rolled her eyes, and hugged her older cousin.
"Ladies and gentlemen this is what happens when Kaytari tries to cook dinner." Zaku did a weird stance, and Kaytari smacked her cousin on the head.
"Sasuke dropped the stupid bowl, and I was trying to clean it up, when one of the pieces stabbed me." Kaytari frowned, walking back into the kitchen. Zaku followed and smiled gleefully.
"So dip shit you having fun dropping dishes everywhere?" Zaku asked, giving Sasuke a painful noogie. Sasuke glared and fixed his hair. Zaku looked at the floor and a broken bowl and squished tomatoes where everywhere.
"Ah, another tomato catastrophe," Zaku asked smirking at Sasuke. Sasuke just glared some more, as he wiped up the tomatoes. Zaku gleamed and took a seat on the counter top.
"So what are we having for dinner?" Zaku asked smiling sheepishly. Kaytari and Sasuke both fell over anime style and sweat dropped.
"She is so unbelievable!" They said in unison, as Zaku kicked her feet back and forth, without a care in the world.
End for the first chapter. You better have liked it Zaku! More is to come though, so stop pestering me…Bye-Bye!!!