Dave and Karkat sat in Karkat's respiteblock, watching a shitty romcom. Dave didn't really want to, but he was too bored to suggest anything else to do. At least he was learning about how the hell troll romance works. Sort of. Oh who was he kidding, the movies confused him more. As the two teens watched the movie, they got hungry, which resulted in Dave getting sent to the kitchen to make popcorn.
"Hey Karks, watch this!" Dave said as he walked in, tossing a piece of popcorn into the air and catching it in his mouth. "WHATEVER STRIDER, I CAN DO THAT TOO" Karkat exclaimed, grabbing a handful of popcorn from Dave. He tossed a piece in the air, quickly catching it in his mouth. Dave smirked and threw another piece of popcorn at Karkat, who caught and ate it. "NICE TRY FUCKASS" He said, tossing a piece of popcorn at Dave. Dave caught it in his hand, looking at Karkat smugly. "THAT DOESN'T COUNT IDIOT, YOU HAVE TO CATCH IT IN YOUR MOUTH" Karkat said, glaring at Dave.
"Whatver dude, I can catch way more popcorn than you"
"THATS BULLSHIT STRIDER AND YOU KNOW IT"
"Oh really? I wanna see you try!"
Several bowls of poporn later, Dave laid down down on the floor in exaustion. "Urrrggh... you win Karks, I can't eat any more." He said, pushing away the bowl of popcorn that was next to him. "I FUCKING KNEW IT! I CAN TOP YOU AT ANYTHING, RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!" Karkat annouced, laughing in triumph.
"Oh really? Anything? You wanna test that little theory?" Dave said. Karkat paused. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO GET AT- OH MY FUCKING GOD I DID NOT MEAN IT LIKE THAT" Karkat roared, blushing furiously. "You sure about that?" Dave said, raising his eyebrows. "IM COMPLETELY SURE. NOW GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE FUCKING GUTTER FOR A SECOND AND HELP ME CLEAN UP THIS MESS!"