They always interrupt
A/N: Just a little bit of SwanQueen to get me back into writing.
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters.
The Charming-Swan-Mills clan, or whatever they were now considered by the people of Storybrooke, were walking through the woods on the outskirts of town looking for the latest reported bad guy. One of the newest towns people of untold stories complained that there was a fairly large shapeshifting creature in the woods and it had killed one of their dogs. Hoping that it was Red who had come back to town and was mistakenly identified for killing the dog.
None-the-less they were out there on the search. Emma was not at the station when the call came, Charming called her and requested back up and of course Snow had insisted on being there as did Regina. Although Regina was a shoe in for going along with them due to the power of her combined magic with Emma. They were sure that if this shapeshifter was not Red that they could take it down together.
"How do they know?" Emma asked out of the blue. At this point they had all spread out, well as spread out as going in pairs can be. Her with Regina naturally and Snow with Charming, of course she would rather her mother not be with her at this moment in time.
"Know what dear?" Regina questioned scanning the trees to her right. Scanning for any signs of Red and presumably Dorothy. "How do they always know the worst time to call us or bang on the door to let us know that we are needed to save the town… again." Emma said with growing frustration, slumping her shoulders, and ever so slightly and unnoticeable to any normal person hiking her left leg. "I do not think that you should be asking such questions with them so close by." Regina says noticing the ever so slight change in her partner's gait. "True, I do NOT want to ruin this" motioning her hands between the two of them "before we even have a chance to let it sink in with us first, more importantly before we tell Henry." Emma is now tugging at her pocket to reposition her pants.
Regina stops mid stride grabbing her companion by the elbow and pulling her aside where the other two cannot see them. "I agree, I want us to enjoy us first, before your mother finds out and for Heaven's sake what is wrong with your leg? You've been hobbling around all afternoon." "I have not! I just have bigger pants on today and they are bothering me." Emma said moving the pants around freely now. "Yes darling I noticed that your jeans were unusually big when you came over this afternoon. But why are you wearing them?"
Emma could not control the heat rising up her neck and splaying across her face, she couldn't explain herself out of this. "Well… you know that thing" she looked around for her mother and father before continuing "that we wanted to try and that I ordered online?" She said cautiously looking Regina in the eyes. "You didn't!" Regina said in a very abnormal high pitched voice. "And you know what we were doing before my father so inconveniently called me? Or rather trying to do before he called I should say." She said taking a hold of Regina's hands with hers leaning in to whisper in her ear. "Well I was going to surprise you with it" she said pressing the front of her into Regina just enough to give her an idea of how big the appendage that had been bothering Emma was.
Regina moaned at the feeling and quickly brought her hands to her lover's ass pulling her in closer. "Your Majesty, I would really like to pull it out and fuck you right here in the dirty. filthy. woods." Emma said breathily in her ear. The mayor loved it when she was called by her rightful moniker. Emma could hear her labored breathing at this point and started to slowly push into Regina's pelvis garnering an approving hum from her significant other. It was at that moment that Charming snuck up on them saying "You know you really should do that sort of thing in your house, and not in the woods, where some random person can sneak up on you." Emma's head quickly dropped to Regina's shoulder and with annoyance. "See, they always know when to ruin this for us." She said in Regina's ear. Regina sighed in agreement.