1A Little to Close

"Carter, you got the key?" he was very stuck next to his ex 2IC, they were locked up but it seemed that the guards thought it would be better if they were close together rather than spread apart.

"Yes Sir, but...." he cut her off

"No but's Carter, do you have the key or don't you?" he was very annoyed, he didn't like the idea of being plastered so close to his ex 2IC that he could feel her breath on his chest.

"Sir, I have the key but I had to put it somewhere I though they wouldn't check."

"And where would that be?" silence "Carter?! Where is the key?" Truth is he didn't really want to know where the key was, I mean what if it was in her shoe and there was no possible way of getting way down there with out that being awkward on so many levels.

"Well Sir, it's um...."

"Spit it out Carter!" he was losing his patience.

"It's in my bra, Sir." she was very red in the face by what she had just said, it was even a whisper, he wasn't even sure he heard that right.

"Carter, did you just say.."

"Yes Sir, it's in my bra, that's the only place I thought the guards wouldn't check, and well it turns out they didn't check there."

"Yes Carter, that was very smart of you, but now do you have any idea of how we are supposed to get it?" he was actually hoping that she was just kidding and that it was in her sock, cause there is no way she could get it out, the only possible way that key was getting out was by no other than him self.

"Well Sir, I'm sorry to have to say this but I think you might have to get it out, I don't think that I could get it."

"I'm sorry to Colonel, cause It looks like we are going to be here for a while, there is no way I'm doing that."

"Sir it's the only way, I know it was dumb of me, but it's the only way out."

"And what exactly to do you expect that we tell General Landry about this little incident?"

"The truth Sir, that it was the only possible way out, and it's not like we could get court marshaled for this, your not exactly my CO any more."

"That's not the point Carter.."

"Then what is? Cause the only way out of here is if you get that key."

"But..."

"I'm sorry Sir, but it is the only way"

"Can't you just wait until we are rescued but the rest of SG-1 and SG-9?"

"That is a possibility but I think it would be quicker if you just got the key, it's really not that big of a deal, I mean..." she cut him off once again.

"Not that big of a deal?!?!?!!!" "Carter, do you have any idea of what position you put me in? It happens to be very uncomfortable for me."

"Oh, and this is so easy for me, well your not the one who's going to have her ex CO's hand up her shirt and in her bra."

"And who's fault is that Carter?"

"Mine Sir, can you just get this over with."

"Why are you in such a hurry? Missing a date Carter?" he knew that the constant repeat of her last name was getting on her nerves but he wasn't exactly in the best mood right now.

"No, and I don't think that is any of your business Sir. I'm sure you would love to get off this planet just as much as I would, I'm sure your girl friend is waiting for you to get home."

"And how is it that I can't talk about your personal life, but you can talk about mine?"

"I'm a woman Sir, in case you forgot..." he cuts her off

"Oh I know that you're a woman Carter, and it's not any of your business, but no I don't have a girl friend, but I would love to get off of this planet too, so if we could just get this over with that would be great."

"Fine with me Sir."

"Great, now how exactly do I get it?"

"How am I supposed to know? You're the General, General."

"Okay, what the hell is your problem?"

"What do you mean Sir? I don't have a problem, but apparently you do."

"No, I don't have a problem I pretty sure that is you."

"Oh really? If I wasn't mistaking it was you who brought up my personal life, I'm pretty sure that's jealousy Sir."

"Jealousy?" she nodded her head. "Seriously, well you also brought up my sex life to, if I'm not mistaking."

"Your sex life? I don't believe I even said the word, I think I said you had a girlfriend and that was it."

"Well.." he was cut off

"Sir can we just stop talking and get the key?"

"No, we are talking about this."

"No we aren't"

"Are"

"Aren't"

"Carter!!!"

"Sir?"

"You know what I really don't give a shit anymore, you just do what you want and I'll do what I want."

"That's what I've been saying for the past 10 minutes, but you were a little to caught up wanting to know about my life."

"You know what I'm tired of this!!"

"Sir, tired of what?"

"This!" he points between themselves.

"Sir, I have no idea what your talking about, but.." he cuts her off

"Oh don't give me that shit, you know exactly what I'm talking about!" he was starting to get really annoyed.

"No really I don't, do you mind explaining in English Sir?"

Silence

"Sir?"

He moved just a little bit closer until his face was just an inch from hers. He wasn't exactly in the best mood, but if she didn't want to talk about it, then he was just going to have to show her.

"Sir what are you doing?"

"Oh will you just shut up for a minute?"

"Sir.."

And then it happened he kissed her, and too both of their surprise she kissed him back, it was just a peck on the lips but it lasted a little longer than he had planned. And then it ended as almost as quick as it started.

"You were saying, Carter?" he said this with the biggest grin on his face.

"Ummm, nothing Sir. never mind." her face was very very red and she couldn't stop replaying what just happened in her head.

"So how are am I supposed to get the key again?"

"Whoa whoa whoa, hold on, you kiss me and then you act like it doesn't happen?"

"Um, what exactly do you want me to say?"

"Maybe tell me why you just did that?"

"Did what?" he said with a big innocent grin on his face.

"What do you mean 'what?', why did you kiss me?"

"Oh that, yeah I did that cause you wanted me to."

"Oh did I? Cause I don't remember asking you to do that."

"I never said that you said it, I said that you wanted me to, they are two completely different things."

"Okay, and why would you think that I wanted you to?"

"Well obviously you did, cause you kissed me back."

"No I didn't"

"Did." he said hitting his head with hers a bit.

"Didn't." she said hitting his a little harder back.

"Did, and I can prove it"

"Don't you even think about it!"

"Oh come on Carter..."

"No!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"Why not?"

"Because."

"Wow, I never thought I'd live to see the day when you would have nothing to say"

"Oh shut up."

"Now now Carter, no need to get rude"

"I'm not being rude, I just don't think two friends or rather two people in the Air force should be kissing each other."

"Oh so that's what you think of me as?"

"Huh? Wait, what did I just say?"

"Carter, you know I have feelings."

"What did I say?"

"That you think of me as an Air Force buddy, nothing more and I hope nothing less, but I'm sure I'm wrong about that one to."

"Too?, what else were you wrong about? Not that I'm saying I think of you only as a 'Air Force buddy' as you say, but I'd like to think of you as a friend.

"Nothing I wasn't wrong about anything else."

"No, tell me I want to know."

"Drop it Carter!" he said with a warning voice.

"No I don't think I will Sir!"

"Fine then you can talk and I'll just stand here and not listen."

"Oh you mean like what you would do all the time in my lab or in briefings?"

* So what do you think? I'll be adding other chapters explaining what happened, and with Teal'c and Daniel, but I thought this would be a great start.

- This story is based in season 10, if you were sort of lost, it's before episode '200', if that gives you a hint.

-so just leave so comments and I'll try to put up the other chapters as soon as I can!

Much love,

Lillian