-1A/N: So I was watching the superbowl yesterday and I didn't really understand it, so I wasn't that interested. (I don't get football sorry.) I was really waiting for house to come on so I could see it and then get some sleep. Anyway, I got bored and started writing. Just to do something. I have had really bad writer's block lately. So my first House fanfic. Here we go!
Disclaimer: I do NOT own House M.D. If I did I would be rolling in dough, the chocolate chip cookie kind.
House was in Wilson's office as usually, hiding from Cuddy who insisted he do clinic duty. He was laying on Wilson's couch counting the number of ceiling tiles, again.
Wilson sat at his desk frustrated. Nine or ten patient files were spread out in front of him. Wilson looked up at House, annoyed.
"You know, I have patients to consult with."
"So. You have to tell three people they are going to die and there is nothing they can do about it. I don't mind. Unless they are going to cry, then I'll be going," said House sarcastically.
"I can't have a patient consult with you sitting in the room. It makes people uncomfortable."
"You make people uncomfortable with you boyish looks. Where's you coffee?"
"I don't have coffee. Get out."
"Who did you sleep with this week?"
"What?!?! I haven't slept with anyone!"
"Sure," House said as he pushed himself up and headed for the door. "We'll see about that."
Wilson jumped from his desk and followed House out into the hospital lobby.
House spoke loudly and said "Alright, Who has Dr. Wilson's coffee?"
"What?" asked Wilson with a confused look on his face.
"Coffee. Who has Dr. Wilson's coffee?" House said to Wilson slowly.
"It's right here." said a blonde nurse as she pointed to a plain Styrofoam cup with a pen "W" on the side.
House took the cup and looked back at Wilson, with a sarcastically disgusted look on his face. "I am appalled by you. Nurse…"
House paused and looked back at the blonde nurse. "Don't you have a nametag or something?"
"Logan. Her name is Cathleen Logan." said Wilson from behind House.
House looked back at Wilson and shook his head. "Nurse Logan, Wilson?"
With that House took a long sip of Wilson's coffee. Then, opened it and spit the coffee back into the cup. "Blahhhh…No Sugar."
House handed Wilson his coffee and hobbled down the hallway towards his office.
Wilson called down the hallway, "I didn't sleep with her."
"I know, I just wanted your coffee." House said with a smirk.
Wilson shook his head, dropped his; now House's coffee in the nearest wastebasket, and returned to his office to see his next patient.
A/N: So what did you think? R&R. I really don't have that much to say. I'm tired. Yeah so R&R. !!!!!