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by LV-chan

Just something I thought would be fun to write xD Willabethers will love. Starting off with CotBP, doing DMC after that in my spare time. I suck at summaries.

Hello all! I felt like making a parody :D Willabethers will like. Slight (okay, a lot) Sparrabeth shipper bashing. Hope you guys like!

Disclaimer: I wish!

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Little Elizabeth: "Yo ho, yo ho, A pirates life for me!"

Insane members of audience who have seen and overanalyzed Pirates movies with all the commentaries way too much, the authoress included: "FORESHADOWING!"

Sane members of audience: "Sshh!"

Gibbs OR Mr Badger, depending on how obsessed you are: "It's bad luck to be singin' about pirates."

Insane members of audience as mentioned before, henceforth called insane members: -wink wink-

Sane members: "Eh?"

Norrington: "Mr Gibbs! That will do!"

Norrington fangirls: "SQUEE!"

Rest of audince: "Sshh!"

Mr Badger: "Something about pirates and stuff yadda yadda yadda bad luck yadda yadda yadda women are bad luck..."

Feminists watching Pirates: "Hey!"

Everyone else: "Sshh!"

-mocking banter between Norry and Mr Badger ensues-

Little Elizabeth: "Look, a boy! There's a boy in the water!"

Norrington: "MAN OVERBOARD!!!! And yes I need to shout because THAT'S WHAT I DO!"

-introducing Little Will-

Govenor Swann: "Elizabeth, I know you have no medical experience and this boy is most likely dying, but I'm going to place him in your care so a cute little scene can transpire between the two of you that is absolutely fundamental in characterization and plot progression."

Little Elizabeth: -nods and walks over to Will, brushing his hair out of his face with the look of love-

Willabethers, authoress included: "HA! TAKE THAT, SPARRABETHERS!!!"

First time viewers: "What are Sparrabethers?"

Willabethers: "Let's just say that the deepest circle of hell is reserved for Sparrab-"

Sparrabethers: "Hey!"

Willabethers: -hiss-

Sane members of audience: "CAN WE JUST GET BACK TO THE MOVIE, PLEASE?!"

Little Will: -gasps-

Little Elizabeth: "It's okay. My name is Elizabeth Swann."

Little Will: "W-will Turner!"

Little Elizabeth: "I'm watching over you, Will."

Willabethers: -sigh- xD

Little Will: -faints-

Little Elizabeth: -steal medallion- "You're a pirate!"

Willabethers: "SQUEE!!!!!"

Norrington: "Any news?"

Little Elizabeth: -hiding medallion- "His name is William Turner. That's all I've found out. And that he's a pirate."

Norrington: "What?"

Little Elizabeth: "Nothing." -Norry walks away- -Little Elizabeth sees a ghost ship- "Oh snap!"

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xD I had fun writing this. And just for future reference, I am indeed an insanely rabid Orlando Bloom fangirl, so Orly-haters need not read further.

Vampire love!